tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post115806494651653415..comments2024-03-17T03:18:56.070-04:00Comments on Dan Shanoff: MNF: Skins Fizzle, Chargers SizzleUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158121518463672132006-09-13T00:25:00.000-04:002006-09-13T00:25:00.000-04:00my studs. i not only had donte' stallworth but fra...my studs. <BR/>i not only had donte' stallworth but frank gore as well. now i could pretend like i am some fantasy sage, but really it was a whole lot of luck. i wouldn't have even started gore if not for espn's nifty notes about gore being the starter and nolan's desire to have a 60-40 run-pass split. how can you keep a guy on the bench after that.<BR/><BR/>my duds.<BR/>carson palmer! only 3 pts. my opponent had trent green going, who matched palmer's 3 pts despite practically <I>dying</I> in the third quarter.<BR/>dolphins d and roy williams also sucked it up.xcdannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00373415182091507496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158109031197749152006-09-12T20:57:00.000-04:002006-09-12T20:57:00.000-04:00I've always like Nessler when he did college games...I've always like Nessler when he did college games.<BR/><BR/>I love Jaws insight, he can break down what's happening in terms of X's and O's as well as anybody.<BR/><BR/>The broadcasters do need some improvement. My biggest beef was that ESPN kept cutting away to do an update, or having a player introduce other players, and wouldn't get back in time to see the next play.<BR/><BR/>ryan from falmouth,maAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158081514056733892006-09-12T13:18:00.000-04:002006-09-12T13:18:00.000-04:00Sure, they can financially afford to spend that ki...Sure, they can financially afford to spend that kind of money on a return man, but they can't afford it where it counts, the Win column. <BR/><BR/>Poor investments like Randle El are the reason the Redskins continue to stink the joint up. <BR/><BR/>But far be it for me to stop the Dead Skins from throwing money at the flavor of the month. Enjoy the 8-8 season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158078494810594302006-09-12T12:28:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:28:00.000-04:00Dud: Christy Simms and Jon Gruden. Most overrated...Dud: Christy Simms and Jon Gruden. Most overrated combo in the game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158077988569378132006-09-12T12:19:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:19:00.000-04:00Randle El wasn't signed to be a #1 receiver. He's...Randle El wasn't signed to be a #1 receiver. He's there to be a #3 and PR/KR. Sure they gave him a huge contract BUT THEY CAN AFFORD TO. <BR/><BR/>So everyone who says "hey enjoy 2 mil per catch" is missing the boat and ipso facto, a retard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158077932200471092006-09-12T12:18:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:18:00.000-04:00Stud: Devin Hester, and I doubt that's the last ti...Stud: Devin Hester, and I doubt that's the last time I'll be typing that this season.<BR/><BR/>Duds: Green Bay and Oakland. Let the race for AJ Hawk's brother-in-law begin!<BR/>Dud: The NY Jets. They already screwed up their draft position.<BR/><BR/>(Do the '76 Buccaneers uncork the Champagne when the last winless team gets a win?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158077721853599882006-09-12T12:15:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:15:00.000-04:00for goldberg to pick Thomas Jones as one of his tw...for goldberg to pick Thomas Jones as one of his two must starts, he sure did stink it up against the hapless Packers...<BR/><BR/>for an unexpected performance (albeit he had help from the officials), Heath Miller (our 13th ranked TE and a sleeper pick) helped me cement fantasy this week...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158077069106664212006-09-12T12:04:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:04:00.000-04:00Hey Stewart, whats that average out to, about $2 m...Hey Stewart, whats that average out to, about $2 mil per return yard. You'll be lucky to see him actually catch a TD pass this year. Better hope he breaks one on a punt, because that's his only hope. Redskin fans saw one TD pass in the SB and thought they won the lottery with this guy. He would probably be 4th on the Steelers depth chart this year. Enjoy Stewie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158076821422810992006-09-12T12:00:00.000-04:002006-09-12T12:00:00.000-04:00Retarded does not = down syndrome. Stop being a do...Retarded does not = down syndrome. Stop being a douche Mr "Instant History'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158072055715433922006-09-12T10:40:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:40:00.000-04:00Thanks for going all Joe Buck/Skip Bayless on us S...Thanks for going all Joe Buck/Skip Bayless on us Shanoff. The word "retarded" is obviously the new fake mooning/whatever Skip is outraged about this week. This is the kind of crap that gets sportswriters' panties in a bunch, but its exactly what the fans want to see. It'd be nice to have some actual color in sportscasting for a change. We need more Tony Kornheisers on TV, and ESPN.com needs more of the Dan Shanoff who refers to the Vikings as the "Double-Sided Dildos."<BR/><BR/>I agree with what another poster said. Retarded? Gay? Yes, these words can be offensive and hurtful, but its really about context in my opinion. Jackson simply called Michael Irvin an idiot, not a person with severe mental and developmental disabilities. Although the latter might be true, cocaine's a hell of a drug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158071433040828172006-09-12T10:30:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:30:00.000-04:00I know the 'Skins haven't been impressive but has ...I know the 'Skins haven't been impressive but has it ever occurred to anyone that the Vikes D might actually be improving? They came on strong at the end of last year and showed up big in the preseason.<BR/><BR/>Stud: Brad Johnson. Not huge numbers, but poise and leadership out the wazoo.<BR/><BR/>Dud: Favre. Give up hope, Packers fans.Nick Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00508197216243580343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158071033086372252006-09-12T10:23:00.001-04:002006-09-12T10:23:00.001-04:00At the end of the vikes game when they showed tom ...At the end of the vikes game when they showed tom cruise and daniel snyder in the owners box some drunk yelled there is the antichrist lets kill him and threw a beer bottle at the tv and was quickly escorted out of the building. Oh yeah that was me. Now if tom cruises movies will bomb as bad as saunders offense I will be a happy man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158070978380384072006-09-12T10:22:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:22:00.000-04:00Two thoughts:a) While 'retarded' is no doubt incre...Two thoughts:<BR/><BR/>a) While 'retarded' is no doubt increasingly recognized as normal slang and not necessarily un-PC, people on camera need to realize that its going to rub some folks the wrong way. Do i use it? sure. but i'm not on camera.<BR/><BR/>b) I knew it was going to be a long night for the skins when dude got injured on the opening kick off. that's just a bad sign. he didn't even get hit, did he?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158070499775316032006-09-12T10:14:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:14:00.000-04:00My duds were hasselcrack and yugo I mean cadillac....My duds were hasselcrack and yugo I mean cadillac. I'd be suprised if my bucs go 6-10 this yr. I thought gruden was an offensive wunderkind but my bad he just sucks. Of course when we get our o line back healthy things might change. <BR/><BR/>My stud was chicago's and merriman. I had to go out and pick up sd's def as my back up. They looked good but then again they are playing oakland. I think it is interesting that brooks now plays in oakland. IT is like their offense disappeared into their black hole never to be seen again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158070314690036992006-09-12T10:11:00.001-04:002006-09-12T10:11:00.001-04:00Dave Ling & Franchise said... Dan, I'm going to di...Dave Ling & Franchise said... <BR/>Dan, I'm going to disagree with you, the Chargers win was impressive last night but over a horrible Raiders team. It pains me to say this but the most impressive win of the week was definitely the Baltimore Ravens rolling all over Tampa Bay, a playoff calibre team.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Quoted for truth...<BR/><BR/>Stud: That Ravens defense for making me eat my "they aren't getting any younger" comment last week<BR/><BR/>DUD:"Playmaker" Quarterbacks Culpepper Favre and Plummer could learn a lot by watching a QB like Brad Johnson manage a game... they guy is a true pro when it comes to making the right throw and knowing the limitations of the play he has called..<BR/><BR/>ExTrA STUD: My Fantasy Football insight... I sat Cadillac for Deshaun Foster and won by 5 points..<BR/><BR/><BR/>by the way, I'm suprised Shanoff doesn't have the chaps and the pink rodeo hat on... riding the Chargers like the Rodeo Show this morningAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158070268611388722006-09-12T10:11:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:11:00.000-04:00did anyone else enjoy the late-night announcing te...did anyone else enjoy the late-night announcing team? Thought that vermil-nessler-jaws did a good job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158069859093249272006-09-12T10:04:00.000-04:002006-09-12T10:04:00.000-04:00Stud: The whole Chicago Bears team. I know it was...Stud: The whole Chicago Bears team. I know it was the Packers but if they can move the ball on offense like that, with that defense, they have got to be one of the favorites in the NFC. Love how the media flew off the Rex bandwagon now their back in love with him. <BR/><BR/>Dud: The Raiders for actually hiring Art "no game or clock management skills" Shell. Also, for getting the best vertical receiver and only throwing him quick outs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158069576315910502006-09-12T09:59:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:59:00.000-04:00Wow, the Deadskin fans are a little sensitive this...Wow, the Deadskin fans are a little sensitive this morning. I guess it sucks to have another $100 million non-playoff team. I know it was 1 game, but 1 funny game to watch Danny-boy and Top Gun watching the loss together. BTW, which one is taller?Mikepcflhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08980600874603719777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158069148285472282006-09-12T09:52:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:52:00.000-04:00Dickie V?Vitale does football?If you mean Vermeil....Dickie V?<BR/><BR/>Vitale does football?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>If you mean Vermeil..say Vermeil. heheAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158069025295808362006-09-12T09:50:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:50:00.000-04:00A gigantic "boo" to Carolina and Denver. I can fo...A gigantic "boo" to Carolina and Denver. I can forgive Washington (versus and underrated Minnesota team that looks better than anyone thought), and even Tampa (well, I guess Baltimore IS that good), but Carolina's no show at home doesn't exactly justify the superbowl hype, and Denver performance really gives a little validity to the "Jake-looking-over-his-shoulder" theories. <BR/><BR/>On that note, major props to the road warriors this weekend. I don't think we're seeing a trend, but it's a good sign for the league that guys are getting that excited and going that hard in debuts, no matter where.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07360537684213341448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158068655666313732006-09-12T09:44:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:44:00.000-04:00It's pretty sad when your starting fantasy qb, 2 r...It's pretty sad when your starting fantasy qb, 2 rb's, and 2 wr's outscore your kicker by 2 points!! Thanks again to Bledsoe, Cadillac, Thomas Jones, Roy Williams, and Darrell Jackson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158067206768604122006-09-12T09:20:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:20:00.000-04:00Dan, I'm going to disagree with you, the Chargers ...Dan, I'm going to disagree with you, the Chargers win was impressive last night but over a horrible Raiders team. It pains me to say this but the most impressive win of the week was definitely the Baltimore Ravens rolling all over Tampa Bay, a playoff calibre team.<BR/><BR/>Stud: Donte Stallworth (who saw that coming?)<BR/><BR/>Dud: FavreD. Linghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17035431434099145606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158067177986713902006-09-12T09:19:00.001-04:002006-09-12T09:19:00.001-04:00Hey, Anonymous ...It's way past your bedtime ... g...Hey, Anonymous ...<BR/><BR/>It's way past your bedtime ... give your daddy back his keyboard and mouse and get to bed.<BR/><BR/>Kids ... sheesh ...Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17646494642859915601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158067161222034572006-09-12T09:19:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:19:00.000-04:00Where are all the Redskins fans who thought Antwaa...Where are all the Redskins fans who thought Antwaan Randle El was going to be the difference maker? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Enjoy your $6 million dollar 10 yard punt returner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1158067016204346752006-09-12T09:16:00.000-04:002006-09-12T09:16:00.000-04:00I don't know about Kornheiser. He is mostly fun to...I don't know about Kornheiser. He is mostly fun to listen to, but I don't know why he twice implied that Sean Taylor was being unfairly penalized (for 30 yds to put the nail in the 'Skins coffin) because of his penchant for being a big hitter. Maybe there's an arguement on the first late hit, but a facemask is a facemask. Kudos to Theismann for keeping cool and not giving Tony a noogie. I don't want to hear about his fantasy team either.<BR/><BR/>I doubt Irvin is actually retarded, just a product of the U. Tom Jackson just voiced the same thing that 75% of the country says to their t.v.'s whenever Irvin goes on a rant. Weirdly, that was one of Irvin's more coherent arguements.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com