tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post116294142037402473..comments2024-03-17T03:18:56.070-04:00Comments on Dan Shanoff: Britney Spears: On the Market!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1163102100780190472006-11-09T14:55:00.000-05:002006-11-09T14:55:00.000-05:00Page2 now has a survey that directly rips off answ...Page2 now has a survey that directly rips off answers provided here.<BR/><BR/>Funny.marcomarcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17507640418000407851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1163034084577567992006-11-08T20:01:00.000-05:002006-11-08T20:01:00.000-05:00I can't believe no one even mentioned the black ma...I can't believe no one even mentioned the black man who loves to date crazy white women...Dennis Rodman. He could talk her into a three-way with his new co-star Mini Me and then sell the tape for a gazillion bucks.jamesmnordbergjrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08068832063491094303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1163006711859687832006-11-08T12:25:00.000-05:002006-11-08T12:25:00.000-05:00Hey, Tom Cruise isn't married yet! I want to see...Hey, Tom Cruise isn't married yet! I want to see Skanky Spears break up that engagement and see poor little Katie cry!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1163001348576828962006-11-08T10:55:00.000-05:002006-11-08T10:55:00.000-05:00The best part about this: the rumours that the bre...The best part about this: the rumours that the breaking point in the relationship came when Britney laughed at tapes of Federline's recent appearances in WWE and Federline flipped shit and started destroying their property.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06405478088248306086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162998413581483252006-11-08T10:06:00.000-05:002006-11-08T10:06:00.000-05:00I wasn't cracking the joke on Pata being killed......I wasn't cracking the joke on Pata being killed.....was serious that I hate britney talk, especially in a sports forum. it went....why is a britney story here instead of a player being shot. then upon realizing we're stuck with a britney store here, i might as well play THAT up for whatever it could be.Brian in Oxfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053368055698118199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162998202490402042006-11-08T10:03:00.000-05:002006-11-08T10:03:00.000-05:00Yeah, K-Fed is big time white trash but he made ou...Yeah, K-Fed is big time white trash but he made out like a bandit. Living the high life with Britney for 2 years (the hot Britney for about 1), obviously sleeping around on his Vegas trips while using her ATM card, and he's getting 10 mill to walk away.<BR/><BR/>As for her sports rebound, I'm thinking Martina Navratalova.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16291036839803295637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162995719370123362006-11-08T09:21:00.000-05:002006-11-08T09:21:00.000-05:00A guy who wore a "Pimp Daddy" jacket to their wedd...A guy who wore a "Pimp Daddy" jacket to their wedding is getting divorced? What...a...surprise...<BR/><BR/>I think the perfect rebound man is Kenny Chesney. He's short, he can afford bodyguards to keep K-Fed away, he's got a ton of fans who will leave her alone, and she has no chance of getting knocked up. It's perfect. Then if Tom Cruise divorces, we can have some real fun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162995332512532702006-11-08T09:15:00.000-05:002006-11-08T09:15:00.000-05:00i think it's funny that in DC where i live the nam...i think it's funny that in DC where i live the name Heath Shuler makes everyone start laughing and then say "Wow. That guy sucked. I can't believe he used to play for us. He makes me think bad of myself."<BR/><BR/>and now he's moving here....GuyInTheCornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281686811471557576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162991584855482952006-11-08T08:13:00.000-05:002006-11-08T08:13:00.000-05:00I gotta give K-Fed some credit. Even though the gu...I gotta give K-Fed some credit. Even though the guy is an absolute loser, he was nailin Britney when she was hot as hell and now that she spit out a few kids and looks like shit he gets away from it all. Probably even getting a nice sum of money to do so. K-Fed for president. He gives hope to every man in the world.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I think once Britney gets back in shape and looks good again we'll see Kobe right next to her (after his impending divorce of course)nep1293https://www.blogger.com/profile/12375055890377383689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162962716185410132006-11-08T00:11:00.000-05:002006-11-08T00:11:00.000-05:00he was a starter and he would have been a 1st or 2...he was a starter and he would have been a 1st or 2nd round pick in this years draft<BR/><BR/>no details are available but it has been ruled a homicideGuyInTheCornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281686811471557576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162958864740630892006-11-07T23:07:00.000-05:002006-11-07T23:07:00.000-05:00... was... was that a joke?I just thought brian wa...... was... was that a joke?<BR/><BR/>I just thought brian was observing that there was an actual, honest-to-goodness, interesting, sports-related story being reported in the world.<BR/><BR/>Maybe he thought it was more worthy of discussion than the new Mr. Britney Spears?<BR/><BR/>Anywayz, wow. Do we know anything about this? I have tried pretty hard to ignore Miami this year - was this guy significant in terms of playing time? In terms of action in that brawl? In terms of upside?<BR/>Any culprits? Does the city of Miami just suck this much (I mean, I'm from Detroit, I don't mean to talk trash)? Was anybody from FIU around? (I... don't know if I'm serious about wondering that, or not.) What's the deal?john (east lansing, mi)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03872457640564913468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162955249244787122006-11-07T22:07:00.000-05:002006-11-07T22:07:00.000-05:00so um, how about the dead Miami player?sorry, i ha...so um, how about the dead Miami player?<BR/><BR/>sorry, i hate Britney talk! Sounds like she's stalking Letterman, anyways! :)Brian in Oxfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053368055698118199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162952041378208632006-11-07T21:14:00.000-05:002006-11-07T21:14:00.000-05:00Surprised nobody has mentioned Borat yet."I will m...Surprised nobody has mentioned Borat yet.<BR/><BR/>"I will make liquid explosion inside her!"<BR/><BR/>Nice.Megahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407561625097289402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162951494792566362006-11-07T21:04:00.000-05:002006-11-07T21:04:00.000-05:00Manny Ramirez.Imagine the deep intellectual conver...Manny Ramirez.<BR/><BR/>Imagine the deep intellectual conversations. They could have a reality show called 'IQ'.marcomarcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17507640418000407851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162950533907145122006-11-07T20:48:00.000-05:002006-11-07T20:48:00.000-05:00She could get together with Christina Aguilera and...She could get together with Christina Aguilera and have Fred Smoot give them the old double header treatment...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07353671003212539401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162950472549449222006-11-07T20:47:00.000-05:002006-11-07T20:47:00.000-05:00The Spear Britney Spears Power Rankings:1. Karl Ma...The Spear Britney Spears Power Rankings:<BR/><BR/>1. Karl Malone: From Louisiana. Kinda a jerk. Likes driving trucks. Sounds like her dream man.<BR/><BR/>2. Ricky Bobby: Because she thinks he's real. And really cool.<BR/><BR/>3. Andrei Kirilenko: She'll only see him once a year, which keeps her on pace for a baby a year.Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04121517817076295296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162947061120747532006-11-07T19:51:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:51:00.000-05:00Doug Christie. Oh man that would be one awesome ca...Doug Christie. Oh man that would be one awesome cat fight.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07353671003212539401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162946377547272322006-11-07T19:39:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:39:00.000-05:00The timing of this news is oddly conspicuous. Now ...The timing of this news is oddly conspicuous. Now we know that the Democrats will win.JThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02617710188108719627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162944840982642002006-11-07T19:14:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:14:00.000-05:00Well now, let's think about someone she has a lot ...Well now, let's think about someone she has a lot in common with. Teen sensation, overexposed at too young of an age, been slummin' for the past couple years...<BR/><BR/>Wait for it...<BR/><BR/>None other than Maurice Clarett. How hot would those conjugal visits be?Nick Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00508197216243580343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162944223283595792006-11-07T19:03:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:03:00.000-05:00I know he's not an athlete, but how funny would a ...I know he's not an athlete, but how funny would a Bill Simmons Pity Fuck be? Watching his column spiral into a more ego-stroking (but ultimately whiney when she didn't return his calls and his wife left with his kid) mess would be hilarious!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06234390321441191258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162944170117889462006-11-07T19:02:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:02:00.000-05:00How about Sammy Sosa because he's "Stronger than y...How about Sammy Sosa because he's "Stronger than yesterday."<BR/><BR/>Ewww! Scary that I know some of these lyrics.WuzUpGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17432324921980566815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162944015750258112006-11-07T19:00:00.000-05:002006-11-07T19:00:00.000-05:00I'd say Trent Green because he "Ooops!" he did it ...I'd say Trent Green because he "Ooops!" he did it again.WuzUpGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17432324921980566815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162942450142658212006-11-07T18:34:00.000-05:002006-11-07T18:34:00.000-05:00How about Adam Morrison? C'mon, you know that wou...How about Adam Morrison? C'mon, you know that would be awesome.<BR/><BR/>Second choice: Matt Leinart.Christian Thomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16552580025935909875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162942074763962642006-11-07T18:27:00.000-05:002006-11-07T18:27:00.000-05:00LMAO at seb_pho- but I think K-Fed will be enough ...LMAO at seb_pho- but I think K-Fed will be enough to "piss the parents off"...she did get knocked up by him twice.<BR/><BR/>Personally, I'd like to see what would happen if she hooked up with Kris Benson (will Anna Benson really "do" the entire Oriole squad?)Megahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14407561625097289402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1162941705091560902006-11-07T18:21:00.000-05:002006-11-07T18:21:00.000-05:00She is from the south; has she had one of those "d...She is from the south; has she had one of those "date a black guy to piss off the parents and get knocked up" relationships yet? If not, I vote Shawn Kemp.Marcus Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17020660877653524405noreply@blogger.com