tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post116664354915512516..comments2024-03-17T03:18:56.070-04:00Comments on Dan Shanoff: Questions to Ask Before Marriage? (Maybe This Is Why Brady and Moynihan Broke Up?)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166817883345128402006-12-22T15:04:00.000-05:002006-12-22T15:04:00.000-05:00My husband insists on a TV in the bedroom, yet I a...My husband insists on a TV in the bedroom, yet I am the one that gets sent in there if I don't want to watch what he is watching on the family room TV. That's ok though, because I hate having to wake up and move my ass from the oversized chair to my bed!<BR/><BR/>Great one Dan!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166763003757444842006-12-21T23:50:00.000-05:002006-12-21T23:50:00.000-05:00Nice to see you drop the f-bomb, Dan.Of course the...Nice to see you drop the f-bomb, Dan.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Of course there should be TV in the bedroom. Hopefully two. You can keep your eye on a couple pre-game shows while half sleep on Sunday. Then fully wake up halfway through 1st quarter and enjoy your local game and your Season Ticket game of your choice. And, yes, there will always be money in the budget in my (fantasy) marriage for DirecTV and Season Ticket.<BR/><BR/>You could definitely have a Wii. But PS3, that's a lotta fucking money...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166668213095250392006-12-20T21:30:00.000-05:002006-12-20T21:30:00.000-05:00"search for the HOSTS file on your computer, add t...<I>"search for the HOSTS file on your computer, add the link and 127.0.0.1 after it. you're all set."</I> - jeff<BR/><BR/>Other way around Jeff, you put 127.0.0.1 then the link. Seb pho, heres a bit more info:<BR/><BR/>The file called "hosts" is located in C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc and you should open it in notepad.<BR/><BR/>You should see:<BR/>127.0.0.1 localhost<BR/><BR/>So just enter a line below that that says:<BR/><BR/>127.0.0.1 www.nytimes.com<BR/><BR/>and another that says:<BR/><BR/>127.0.0.1 nytimes.com<BR/><BR/>Save and close the file and try to access www.nytimes.com on the computer. Shouldn't work!Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14615862536072857322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166665395045684722006-12-20T20:43:00.000-05:002006-12-20T20:43:00.000-05:00I used to be married. If I'd had this list before...I used to be married. If I'd had this list before before that, I wouldn't be divorced because I would never have gotten married. Trust me, the right answer and the honest answer can NEVER be the same and you are never told what the "right" answer is, but you still must know it. By the way, I don't recommend marriage to anyone else and this list just proves why.<BR/><BR/>What, me bitter? Why do you ask?MoonHopperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03389448166287818429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166659209561881792006-12-20T19:00:00.000-05:002006-12-20T19:00:00.000-05:00Freakin' hilarious as always. I love the newspaper...Freakin' hilarious as always. I love the newspapers that think they know everything like the NYTT-Millhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06658800030850579943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166657975348989612006-12-20T18:39:00.000-05:002006-12-20T18:39:00.000-05:00What a great Hanukah present to me from Dan. Great...What a great Hanukah present to me from Dan. Great post!Eric Chasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03729400702836111713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166656783102831602006-12-20T18:19:00.000-05:002006-12-20T18:19:00.000-05:00I think I just wet my pants. Thanks Shanny.I think I just wet my pants. Thanks Shanny.chitown italianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05005966579859344446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166650789123437782006-12-20T16:39:00.000-05:002006-12-20T16:39:00.000-05:00No kidding. TV in teh bedroom? Ridiculous. Just w...No kidding. TV in teh bedroom? Ridiculous. Just what I need is to try to go to sleep and then hearing the 'Sex and the City' intro music starting up.<BR/>Replace 'Sex and the city' with any popular show aimed at women. It's all the same. <BR/>If the TV is in the bedroom, you don't have any excuse to be watching TV by yourself. The wife/girlfriend would insist you come to the room to watch together. BAH<BR/><BR/>Keep a plasma in the Living Room or Den.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I second Sheldiz. TV after sex? If you're under the age of 40, sex after sex (then followed by sleep) is the only acceptable thing to do. To do anything else is a disservice.rafaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09286062038193331350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166650191581685062006-12-20T16:29:00.000-05:002006-12-20T16:29:00.000-05:00It's been awhile since I've said this, Dan: absolu...It's been awhile since I've said this, Dan: absolutely 100% dead-on and funny as hell and thank you! Nah, not at all bitter about my brief marriage and divorce. As the great Kinison said, I'm an idiot, I'll get married again.EPorvaznikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12653412963180740901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166648380732516782006-12-20T15:59:00.000-05:002006-12-20T15:59:00.000-05:00"TV after sex is the new cigarette after sex"no wa..."TV after sex is the new cigarette after sex"<BR/><BR/>no way. sex after sex is the new cigarette after sex.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>anyway... i like this list. i forwarded to the boyfriend. hilarity will ensue.Sheldizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01198083524704018695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166646857604344022006-12-20T15:34:00.000-05:002006-12-20T15:34:00.000-05:00"co-habitation being the new marriage, of course"U..."co-habitation being the new marriage, of course"<BR/><BR/>Um, no. <BR/><BR/>And let us know when your child's girlfriend/boyfriend reads this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166646425691680222006-12-20T15:27:00.000-05:002006-12-20T15:27:00.000-05:00My girlfriend fully supports me purchasing the Wii...My girlfriend fully supports me purchasing the Wii.<BR/><BR/>Yes!rafaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09286062038193331350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166644718928219972006-12-20T14:58:00.000-05:002006-12-20T14:58:00.000-05:00Laugh out loud funny on a few of these. I think m...Laugh out loud funny on a few of these. I think my boss just decided to revoke my Internet priviliges at work...Big Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11478232002387175988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1166644440602828062006-12-20T14:54:00.000-05:002006-12-20T14:54:00.000-05:00Thanks for pointing this article out. My girlfrien...Thanks for pointing this article out. My girlfriend and i have been together a little over a year, and we moved to San Diego together back in July. Living together has answered some of these questions, but not all.<BR/><BR/>Now I have to make sure she does not ever see this article. Can you block a NYT page on a person's laptop? Anybody know how? I fear the marriage talk, AND I suck at giving the right answer. I would give too many of the honest answers.<BR/><BR/>Lastly, I am anti-tv in the bedroom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com