tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post7921115444950592174..comments2024-03-17T03:18:56.070-04:00Comments on Dan Shanoff: Tuesday 09/18 A.M. Quickie:Campbell, McNabb, Big Hurt, NFL Cheating, More!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-18073215636471246372007-09-18T18:11:00.000-04:002007-09-18T18:11:00.000-04:00Steve Spurrier gets it: He gave LSU his vote for N...<B><I>Steve Spurrier gets it: He gave LSU his vote for No. 1 in the coaches' Top 25.</I></B><BR/><BR/>Imagine that - an SEC coach voting for an SEC team in a tight vote! What a shocker! Why is it "obvious" to you that LSU is better, btw?Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01764597535956025803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-87088544906633924402007-09-18T17:14:00.000-04:002007-09-18T17:14:00.000-04:00carlivar said... Dane Cook is a joke right now ...<I> carlivar said...<BR/><BR/> Dane Cook is a joke right now anyway. Yeah maybe he had some stand-up cred, but he jumped the shark at Blade 3.</I><BR/><BR/>I can't decide if you're serious or joking, but either way it made me laugh.Failgoathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11902345505074819554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-83991800328197081002007-09-18T14:46:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:46:00.000-04:00brian-What's funny is that this is a possibility i...brian-<BR/><BR/>What's funny is that this is a possibility in the 2nd half of the 2nd Jets game when the Pats are up by like 40. But here's what I would do.<BR/><BR/><I>3rd and 2 after a touchback</I><BR/><B>Brady</B>: Wes! Just jab step the cornerback and I'll hit you on a one step drop!<BR/><B>Welker</B>: Gotcha Tom!<BR/><I>They run the play and the cornerback doesn't buy it for a second. Welker goes for 10 where it might have been 5 if not for the fact that the defense thought it was a hoax.</I><BR/><B>Brady</B>: Randy! Slant over the middle to the 1st down marker!<BR/><B>Moss</B>: No problem, these guys suck!<BR/><I>Moss starts the slant and everyone bites. He then turns up field and goes 60 yards as Brady throws it over his shoulder.</I><BR/><BR/>Then they all high 5 in the endzone and Bellichik is seen pointing and laughing at Mangini from across the field.GuyInTheCornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281686811471557576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-35840500497568932052007-09-18T14:44:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:44:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.GuyInTheCornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281686811471557576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-25378251074594458152007-09-18T14:30:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:30:00.000-04:00If Belichick's got the balls, I think he should ha...If Belichick's got the balls, I think he should have Tom Brady, instead of using signals....just yell out stuff like, Moss, you go deep. Welker, 10 yard slant. On two. And then run it just like they say it.Brian in Oxfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053368055698118199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-54984086216368690232007-09-18T14:29:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:29:00.000-04:00Bill Simmons is orders of magnitude more funny tha...Bill Simmons is orders of magnitude more funny than Dane Cook.<BR/><BR/>Anyone heard Dane's new song? I'm still waiting for the punchline... but apparently it's a serious attempt. It's really lame.<BR/><BR/>Dane Cook is a joke right now anyway. Yeah maybe he had some stand-up cred, but he jumped the shark at Blade 3.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08914478854935892679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-83869150623266599942007-09-18T14:22:00.001-04:002007-09-18T14:22:00.001-04:00i knew heather mitts in high school (she went to a...i knew heather mitts in high school (she went to an all-girls school, and i went to an all-boys school, so we all hung out). she has always been really hot, even when she was like 14. i remember when she first got to high school (she was a year younger than us), all of us guys wanted her. but she was not the kind of girl to get around at all, and none of us had any luck. she was really cool and down-to-earth for being so beautiful and such a great soccer player. i don't know if that's changed with the fame, but i wish her the best. looks like she's doing pretty damn well for herself.<BR/><BR/>am i the only one who thinks bill simmons need to shut the hell up? he's the worst kind of obnoxious fanboy, and his obsessive pop-culture references are so tired at this point. i hate dane cook too, so i can only hope that this feud (which i know nothing about) ends in both of them disappearing from the public eye forever....Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17887403539251907446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-51010284445428296152007-09-18T14:22:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:22:00.000-04:00Dane Cook is like the guy you knew in High School ...Dane Cook is like the guy you knew in High School that made one funny joke and 20 years later still thinks he is funny.pv845https://www.blogger.com/profile/05318367429970619320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-48487839386153614882007-09-18T14:11:00.000-04:002007-09-18T14:11:00.000-04:00blt-Simmons has said numerous times that he doesn'...blt-<BR/><BR/>Simmons has said numerous times that he doesn't understand why people think Dane Cook is funny.<BR/><BR/>Yesterday Dane Cook was hosting a chat on espn.com and pretended not to know who Simmons was until he kept getting questions and asked people to "ask Bill Simmons what is funny cause he is the authority on that" or something.<BR/><BR/>I'm siding with Sports Guy because I also find it annoying that people thin kthat Dane Cook is funny.GuyInTheCornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281686811471557576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-1369411836149780422007-09-18T13:44:00.000-04:002007-09-18T13:44:00.000-04:00Dane Cook vs. Bill Simmons? Somebody please expla...Dane Cook vs. Bill Simmons? Somebody please explain the "feud". <BR/><BR/>And this is my only beef with Dan. Now I have to visit the WWL or another blog to get the whole story...BLThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03186380519264773159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-91106342846544606652007-09-18T13:32:00.000-04:002007-09-18T13:32:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.David Kippehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09873631867494898033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-22714599037452469312007-09-18T13:12:00.000-04:002007-09-18T13:12:00.000-04:00"The larger issue: Are we about to enter a phase i..."The larger issue: Are we about to enter a phase in the NFL where every week there's a new claim about some form of cheating? That could get old in a hurry."<BR/><BR/>Hmm, it seems a lot of blogs, possibly this one, and the national media have been pretty shrill about the Pats cheating. Ron Jaworski categorically stated last night that a majority of teams each week are trying to steal signals (e.g. cheat) and even told a funny story about how his team cheated during a 75 game. I appreciate the moral relativism on which cheating it's okay to be sanctimonious about and which cheating is good ol'fashioned gamesmanship.Raoul Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13450007490019379334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-88890216065759321912007-09-18T12:54:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:54:00.000-04:00did you have to bring up Dave Brown. ugh, killed ...did you have to bring up Dave Brown. ugh, killed the Giants for yearsDavid Kippehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09873631867494898033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-44084695251493271632007-09-18T12:53:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:53:00.000-04:00secpoon may have died but Pac-10 poon will live on...secpoon may have died but Pac-10 poon will live on forever.<BR/><BR/>Visit the <A HREF="http://pac-10poon.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Pac-10 poon</A> and submit your best sfw pictures.<BR/><BR/>This site is completely safe for work, and relies on the men and women of the world who love college football and poonPAC-10 poonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00217436343596048549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-41771730478383809272007-09-18T12:52:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:52:00.000-04:00Actually Spurrier was at Duke before Coach K. Spu...Actually Spurrier was at Duke before Coach K. Spurrier was hired as an asst coach about three months before Coach K. However after two years Spurrier left to coach the Tampa Bay Bandits who were owned by the Bandit himself before returning in 86 or 86 as Dukes head coach. I think that is the only reason Captain K spared his life.The heroin sheikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860402732123149415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-23756091166934265132007-09-18T12:43:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:43:00.000-04:00Re: SpurrierI'm still surprised that Coach K didn'...Re: Spurrier<BR/><BR/>I'm still surprised that Coach K didn't have him killed for attempting to make football relevant at the school.TBenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10337905315011989614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-58608646312704207222007-09-18T12:35:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:35:00.000-04:00Be afraid, AFC East. Kellen Clemens is coming. M...Be afraid, AFC East. Kellen Clemens is coming. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But soon.Failgoathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11902345505074819554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-24301962405796512412007-09-18T12:25:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:25:00.000-04:00I think there should be a 3rd option in the voting...I think there should be a 3rd option in the voting for the 756 ball.. blow the damn thing up LMAO!<BR/><BR/>Who wouldn't vote just to see if someone would actually do it after spending the money on it.Erik Huntoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02360667752111326811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-10616063484352114442007-09-18T12:14:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:14:00.000-04:00Yeah, didn't he make Dave Brown an NFL draft pick ...Yeah, didn't he make Dave Brown an NFL draft pick at Duke?Brian in Oxfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053368055698118199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-10451672480978680442007-09-18T11:52:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:52:00.000-04:00I forgot that the Ole Ball coach was a qb coach at...I forgot that the Ole Ball coach was a qb coach at UF and GT in the late 70's. My dad makes the strongest point for why people have to consider Spurrier to be the greatest college coach ever. He won the ACC with DUKE! He might be an arrogant prick, he definitely is not someone I would want to hang out with for very long, but I definitely would want him to coach my team.The heroin sheikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860402732123149415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-58000451412730478282007-09-18T11:41:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:41:00.000-04:00The funny thing with James is that it seems half t...The funny thing with James is that it seems half the time he breaks a big return the special teams commits some lame ass penalty negating his return. I can think of at least two td's he has had called back because of this. Still I think he is equally as good as Desean Jackson. Dan does have a problem with hyperbole. The eraser was great but the saying he was the best ever is pretty far fetched. I would take a guy like Monty Grow or Will White. The INT for a td that White had against UT at the swamp in like 95 was the catalyst for the loudest noise I have ever heard in my life. That might be the the single greatest play in Gator history. Ranks up there with the Button Hook and juke that Quez had in the 97 UF/FSU game or the hit Monty Grow put on the qb at WVU during the Sugar Bowl in 92.The heroin sheikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860402732123149415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-5314675476335173492007-09-18T11:39:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:39:00.000-04:00"Only the pink hat wearing fake Red Sox fans are p..."Only the pink hat wearing fake Red Sox fans are panicking. The real true Red Sox fans have already resigned our fate that we will be the Wild Card Entry in the American League."<BR/><BR/>now thats funny.David Kippehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09873631867494898033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-4912716851842353392007-09-18T11:33:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:33:00.000-04:00vinny said... spurrier is never going back to flor...<I>vinny said... <BR/>spurrier is never going back to florida as long as they require that he interview for the position, this after all is what kept him from coaching there right now, plus the gators have a good thing going with meyer, im sure spurrier will still get the field, statue, holiday, etc..but hes staying at south car, the man will be remembered for first and foremost always for what he did at florida, but before its all said and done he will win multiple sec titles and a NC isnt out of reach</I><BR/><BR/>Vinny, I'm not saying as a coach, but as a status figure. South carolina can lay 100 claims to Spurrier, but he'll NEVER be remembered as a Gamecock. Just like Lou Holtz, he'll finish his tenure and be remember for the school where his success was the brightest.<BR/><BR/>Spurrier bleeds Orange and Blue and while he might be at South carolina now. 5-6 years there is not going to replace the fact that he's the most celebrated person in the history of our school.<BR/><BR/>You cannot replace the fact that he was a Heisman trophy winning QB at UF, you cannot replace the fact that he got his start in coaching (late 70s, early 80s) at UF, that does not replace the fact that he took a program that was at a very low point because of multiple NCAA violations by multiple coaches and turned it into one of the best programs in the country.<BR/><BR/>South Carolina is renting Spurrier, like they did Holtz...enjoy it, because when it is all over he'll be welcomed home to the Swamp...just like he was last year (TWICE) for his Ring of Honor induction and to celebrate the 1996 National ChampionshipTrey (formerly TF)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16016679366233865869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-88583418670189853652007-09-18T11:32:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:32:00.000-04:00matt~ the announced attendance was 28,850+...it su...matt~ the announced attendance was 28,850+...it sure looked like a lot more. The only empty seats were those two upper deck ends and the last rows in the upper deck. The Tigers had their share of fans there. HAHAHAHA to themJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33624629.post-8904871841930108342007-09-18T11:31:00.000-04:002007-09-18T11:31:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.com