*The Caps ousted the Bruins in a thrilling OT Game 7.
*The Nationals have the best record in the National League.
*The Wizards (the Wizards!) have won six straight (six!)
*The Redskins are drafting RG3 tonight.

Times have been lean for fans of DC sports teams. For one day, not today.

Picked a good moment to relocate here, apparently.