Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Wednesday 02/13 A.M. Quickie:
Clemens, Clemens, Clemens, More

Follow the Clemens hearing on my Twitter feed.

Kelvin Sampson: Done. Finished.
The only question is when. "Today" wouldn't be unreasonable, if Indiana wants to keep their basketball program alive. More than that, the NCAA should ban him from coaching in college basketball for at least 10 years. (But I think the market will take care of that itself -- what self-respecting school could hire him?)

Today's Names to Know
in today's Sporting News column:

Uno, Roger Clemens, Brian McNamee, Andy Pettitte, Jose Canseco, Roger Goodell, Arlen Specter, Billy Gillispie, Matt Painter, Vivian Stringer, Kelvin Sampson, Chris Paul and David West, Shawn Marion, Rajon Rondo, Shaq, Reggie Bush, Chad Johnson, Kenechi Udeze, Jeff Feagles and More!

Including:

Why Uno is the new Snoopy.
Why Pettitte crushed Clemens.
Why Specter wants Sunday Ticket.
Why Kentucky fans should mutiny.
Why Kelvin Sampson is a super-cheat.
Why Paul and West are ready for ASW.
Why Rajon Rondo makes it "Big 4"
Why Reggie Bush is insane.
Why Chad Johnson is a bad fit for DC.
And so much more... after the jump!

In case you missed it yesterday: The "Best in Show" quote rally!

Coming later today: Update on Clemens, More.

-- D.S.

2 comments:

John said...

Maybe Clemens was smart enough at the time to know what a complete douche bag Canseco was and that he'd be better off with him not knowing anything.

Shanoff gave Rondo some love! Nice job. If I was Tom Heinson, I'd award you with a Tommy point.

A.P. Boynton said...

Sampson should receive the same treatment Bozeman did. Ban him from coaching for a long time.