"I'm Not Going to Notre Dame. Ever."
That's Urban Meyer, making things pretty clear about his future at Florida.
(Note he didn't say: "I'm not going to the New England Patriots. After Bill Belichick retires in a few years. And Belichick and Bob Kraft hand-pick me as his successor. With Tebow replacing Brady.")
Sorry, Notre Dame fans. (Keep telling yourselves that Charlie Weis has things looking up!)