It is hard work to be either (a) the best or (b) the worst. I accept this title with all the shallow, lazy, self-indulgent effort put into earning it that you have come to expect and appreciate.
(It is a worthy addition to my No. 1 regional seeding in the Hot Blogger Contest and Honorable Mention status from SI.com as "Best Non-Corporate Sports Blog of 2007.")
Just to clarify, I did not guest-post on that guy's blog. He wrote a parody. Or, should I say, "parody." Not sure where he got "profitable book sales." There's not even a book, let alone sales. But perhaps with help like this post, it will one day come to be.