Aha, so THAT'S why the Yankees paid Sabathia so much. (Still: Doesn't mean anything until the playoffs.)
Josh Hamilton: I really want to shout "sanctimonious hypocrite!" but he really gets nothing but my pity. It's a hell of a disease he's battling.
David Ortiz leans on the "I was careless" excuse. "I was careless" is the new "I don't want to talk about the past."
Michael Vick does the single-most important thing he can possibly do to rehabilitate his reputation: Talk with kids about dog-fighting.
No, Ricky Rubio really won't be coming to play in the NBA next season.
Is Tim Tebow the greatest college football player ever? Is there ever a bad time to talk about it?
What was Patrick Kane thinking?