For a sports-media business project that cost $150 million and just folded, a little Thursday-morning quarterbacking isn't so inappropriate.
ESPN *AS* a phone is not.
And the new hotness is...
Quickish!
For a sports-media business project that cost $150 million and just folded, a little Thursday-morning quarterbacking isn't so inappropriate.
ESPN *AS* a phone is not.
Here, in a baker's dozen of lines -- a mere 56 words (70 syllables!) -- I will explain EVERYTHING opined about T.O. over the last 24 hours:
"T.Ode to T.O. Reactions"No, he didn't!
- He's a egomaniacal prig!
No, he's just troubled!
- Loathe him!
Pity him!
- He's playing us!
He's fooling himself!
- Can we both agree that the media coverage was over-the-top?
Yes, agreed!
- Good! Can we move on now?
Yes! Should I start him in my fantasy league on Sunday?
-- D.S.
Cards sidestep chokery (for now): Cards fans breathe SLIGHTLY easier after beating the Padres – because the Astros won again, too. (Of COURSE they did.) With 4 to play, the Cards are up 1.5 games. Still plenty of time to choke on it.
I'm with some other sports columnists and fans: It's Clemens' fault.Tomorrow, I'll have the usual Friday mayhem of a complete Top 25 preview, with predictions.
Update (3:50 p.m.): I'm not saying T.O. isn't full of it, but it's looking more and more like today's OHSWEETJEEBUS coverage was a weeeeeee bit overblown. Not to argue that Michael Irvin is the voice of reason in all this, but I actually believe T.O. that he didn't try to commit suicide.
Why? For precisely the same reason I usually don't buy anything he says:
If he DID try to commit suicide, don't you think he would TOTALLY 'fess up -- what could get him more attention than that? It would absolutely shift his entire image...certainly make him more sympathetic. For a conniving media whore, it's all upside to admitting to trying to kill himself.
(Don't you think if he could admit to it, he would? Frankly, even if he didn't, I wonder why he didn't SAY he did, even if THAT was the manufactured story? Again: If he's the media whore I think he is, there's very little downside to him admitting to trying to kill himself, whether he actually did or not.)
So I'll take him at face value and move on. I'm not expecting sports media to do the same thing -- not with all the time and energy invested in rapt attention -- but it's in everyone's best interests.
If he doesn't want to admit to it -- or, hell, even if he's telling the truth -- can we all just move on? (No? Ah well. It was worth a try...)
-- D.S.
Cards epic choke continues: I'm reading "The Echoing Green" right now, the full story about the 1951 "Shot Heard Round the World," which capped a wild fall comeback by the Giants to catch the Dodgers and force a playoff.
If it meant the difference between winning and losing the playoffs, would Cards fans approve of a move like stealing signs? (After all, this is the same fan base that made Mark McGwire a god even though he turned out to be the poster guy for the Steroids Era.)
More on this story at the end of the post, because I want to get to the other storylines of the day.
(Though, at this rate, the Saints will be involved in late-season playoff-implication games, too.)
And the story of the year so far in the NFL is...?
Running trick plays for TDs.
Letting Bush rack up 72 all-purpose yards.
Green Day and Bono rocking.
70,000 fans inside the dome.
Twins clinch postseason: The playoff competitiveness of the small-market Twins is one of the best things about baseball.
All of a sudden, here come the Astros: Shit, where did THAT come from?
I was so eager to get posts up last night after sitting out for the weekend that I blew my wad with all of them for you to find when you got here this morning. I know bloggers are really supposed to publish posts throughout the day to encourage readers to return over and over, but I was too excited to get to it today. Under this post, be sure to check out:
New CFB Top 25 Ballot
CFB Saturday Wrap
TOP STORY: Super. Home.
run-n-gun "run-n-run" Falcons and the heart-warming host Saints are 2-0.
(1) If the Jags' offense was half as good as its D,
QB: Matt Hasselbeck (5 TDs)
RB: Brian Westbrook (2 TDs, 117 yds)
RB: Ladell Betts (TD, 124 yds)
WR: Javon Walker (2 TDs, 130 yds)
WR: TJ Houshmandzadeh (2 TDs, 94 yds)
Flex: Keyshawn Johnson (1 TD rec, 1 TD rush)
K: John Kasay (FGs: 51, 50, 49, 46)
D: Vikings (2 INTs, including 1 for TD)
Trevor Hoffman setting the career saves record (479 – enough to be a Hall of Fame lock?)...
Tigers Clinch Playoffs! Breathe easy, Tigers fans. No matter what happens the rest of the regular season, your team has clinched a spot in the
Playoff Races: Dodgers win, but only keep pace. Padres' win keeps LAD .5 GB in NL West; Phillies' win keeps LAD .5 GB for Wild Card.
For some reason, I'm feeling "math-ish" this week:
Bengals 28, Steelers 20Broncos 17, Pats 7
(Javon Walker + Pats' energy) - (Brady's career-high 55 passing attempts + Only 1 TD to show for it) = No New England playoffs revenge
Desperation + Keyshawn - Simms injury = 1st Cats W of '06 (and Bucs jockeying for Brady Quinn)
Grossman jinx + Grossman clutch =
Favre's 400th TD + "Fire Marinelli" = GB off schneid
(Peyton's legs + Peyton's arms) X Jags' D = Indy escapes at home
Pennington So-So x No RBs = How is this Jets team 2-1?
Fins' D - Daunte's protection = Time for Titans to start Vince Young
Skins 31, Texans 15
Brunell's accuracy + Portis' comeback = Al Saunders breathes easier
Easy schedule +
Hasselbeck + Manning - Defense = Making the "over" the hard way
McNabb + Westbrook = No choking this time
Kicking + Defense – Cards' O = Grateful Rams fans
Commenters: Add your own "equation!"
-- D.S.As with last week's ballot, this is just a starting point. Make your comments/critiques below and I'll revise mid-week.
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13. VA Tech
14. TCU
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Next week's BCS impact games:
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How do you feel about Notre Dame's win? Was it a gritty comeback worthy of a BCS-level team? Or did it showcase a team with massive holes on D?
1. Adrian Peterson
2. Troy Smith
3A. Mario Manningham
3B. Dwayne Jarrett
3C. Calvin Johnson
4. Brady Quinn
5.* David Ball
(* - Honorary)