The Last Word on T.O.? It's YOURS.
You're the editor of a tabloid newspaper like the New York Post. What's your screaming back-page headline about T.O. tomorrow? You can include a secondary headline if you want.
It could be some wordplay, an editorial statement or whatever you want.
Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
-- D.S.
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TO:
NO
OD
(image of him at his press conference on the right side of the page)
Since we're talking the NY Post, the second line would be:
Also denies Democrats forced pills on him.
"update me when he dies".
Shocking: Terell Owens Misquoted!
"Big Mouth Holds World Record 35 Pain Pills."
TO: Quits on teams and suicide attempts
Lost in all this: Did you ever finalize your NCAA top 25, or did I just miss it? Because, honestly, that interests me much more tonite. That and rooting hard against the Cardinals.
"T.O.= B.S."
and in related news: "Parcells now considering hara-kiri"
TO: Blames Failed Suicide on Lack of Conditioning
Philly Fans have gone soft in their old age story
One Philly fan is quoted in the article, and we are all going soft?
Just wait until Oct 8th. We'll show you how soft we are.
rev. smokin steve,
I gladly await the effort :D
For Once, TO Stays Away From Light
No Comment From Camera Flashes
"Death of Byron Nelson sends T.O into depression"
" 'Owen' Up: Who Started T.O. Rumor?"
subtitle: Media Obsession with Owens Leads to Controversy
the scary issue here is the way the media capitalized on this so fast, without verifying sources. suicide is a big deal, especially someone with a high profile like TO and it is dangerous...see this article for why.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copycat_suicide
the media is the bigger issue here, to me.
T.O. to God: "I'm holding out for a better offer."
Attempted suicide is revealed to be a strategic play by Rosenhaus.
i know we've debated the use of this word here but...
T.O.... FUCK HIM.
This just in: Even T.O. hates T.O.
TO: "BARBARO STOLE MY THUNDER"
Dallas- In a bold move, TO upset that Barabaro had become the most famous athelete to survive a fracture leg, up the ante on Tuesday night...
I'm telling you guys. Mark has it right. I laughed out loud at work and had a bunch of people looking at me from other cubes. I couldn't help it.
This just in... Even TO hates TO.
High comedy.
Choose a Headline you say Dan:
No Need;
Go to the Dallas Morning News: where this is front page material, not sports page front page, FRONT PAGE, not the story about the shooting in colorado high school, no sir, TO!!!
I understand the footbal attitude in TX but this is to much, for someone who cares for no one but himself.
I think TO was just a Mets fan realizing that they're not going to make it very far in playoffs.
What's up with Rev's baby picture?
S.O.B. T.O. NO D.O.A.
Donovan McNabb seen throwing up in his mouth just a little bit, claims he wasn't tired.
TO is GAY!
TO OD'S ROMO-STYLE!
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