Sunday, January 20, 2008

01/21 A.M. Quickie: Slurper Bowl Mayhem!

Get ready for the Super Slurper Bowl with today's SportingNews.com column found at my spot at the Sporting Blog. Check it out (should be up shortly).

Why you shouldn't care about Super Bowl XLII storylines...
Why the Chargers should be accused of chokery...
Why the Giants win was a true shocker...
Why Pack fans wanted "Favre to be Favre" -- and got it...
Why UCLA's loss at home wasn't as bad as UNC's...
Why Tracy McGrady is more important than Pat Riley...
Why Golfweek is apologizing...
Why John Harbaugh is the new Bobby Petrino...
Why Norm Chow makes UCLA the new USC...
Why Herschel Walker's records need to be re-examined...
Why Terrelle Pryor is going to Michigan...
And More!

Take today's poll to the right!
Check out the weekend's columns below!

I especially encourage you to check out the post immediately below, where I lay out the stakes: The Pats are playing for 19-0, but the Giants are playing for nothing less than to exorcise the ghosts of the 2004 ALCS, because denying the Pats 19-0 should be every bit as devastating to Boston fans as choking away a 3-0 ALCS lead was to Yankees fans.

Pats vs. Giants in Super Bowl XLII

Here are the stakes in Super Bowl XLII between the Patriots and Giants:

The Pats are playing to go 19-0 and to complete the most perfect season in pro sports history.

The Giants are playing for nothing less than exorcising the ghost of the 2004 ALCS, when the Yankees blew a 3-0 series lead to the Red Sox.

If the Giants could deny the Pats -- and Pats fans -- this most-perfect of accomplishments (and bragging rights), it would even the balance.

I never thought anything would ever come close to allowing New York fans to recover the bragging rights from the 2004 ALCS; beating the Pats and denying them 19-0 would do it.

(But the Giants are NOT beating the Pats.)

PS: Don't forget to take the poll. If you aren't a natural Pats or Giants fan, would you rather see the Patriots go 19-0 or see them lose?

NFL Conf Champ Games: Pats Win

UPDATE: Pats win the AFC title. 18-0. Super Bowl-bound. Regardless of their NFC opponent, let the insanity of their potential perfection climax, starting... now. Enjoy the next two weeks. You'll loathe them by the end.

(Truly: America will be divided between those who want to see 19-0 and those who can't stand the idea of these Pats -- and these Pats fans -- enjoying this unprecedented greatness.)

As for the Chargers, they were unable to get it done: Both within the 10-yard-line, where they had 3 shots and came away with 3 FGs -- and on D, where they let the Pats run out the clock.

Next up: Giants vs. Packers.

ORIGINAL POST:

I'll try to post your comments as often as possible, so drop on by.

Pats-Chargers, Packers-Giants.

Odds on that we'll see Pats-Pack in the Super Bowl, leading to the Brady-Favre "Slurper Bowl" -- along with the frenzy over the potential of 19-0.

Anything else: Giants winning... god forbid, Chargers winning... would be huge upsets. Obviously, the Chargers winning would be epically huge. We'll see...

UPDATE: AFC at Halftime. Good news, bad news for the Chargers. Good news: The D has played really well. Bad news: The O hasn't matched, particularly inside the 10.

(Oh, and if you saw that IBM ad with "Buzzword Bingo," we totally used to play that in business school during the classroom discussion. You won't find more buzzwords per hour than you will from a group of 85 MBA students.)

More on the ads: Did you see that Southwest ad featuring Clay Davis from "The Wire?" (The actor who plays Clay Davis, obviously, but it seemed unnatural: Like the actor was going to say, all of a sudden, "Wait in some got-damm line to get on the got-damm plane?! Sheeeeeee-it!" Actually, having the actor play Clay Davis IN CHARACTER in the ad would have been the greatest moment in TV ads in the last year.)

More ads: The new Air Jordan ad, promoting the upcoming AJ XXIII. I love when Nike uses old high school clips. I could take or leave the guys involved -- T.O., Rip Hamilton, Chris Paul, Ray Allen, Derek Jeter -- but points for creative presentation.

Sunday 01/20 A.M. Quickie:
CBB Shockers: UNC, UCLA, A&M, Pitt!

College Hoops Mania! With college football a few weeks behind us and the NFL about to wind down, this was the first Saturday where I really spent it obsessing entirely over college hoops. And it was a good one to do it...

Maryland shocks No. 1 UNC in Chapel Hill: Let's start with this. This ends any argument that UNC was the best team in the country – the best of the so-called "Big Three" of previously unbeaten teams. This stat about Maryland's success against No. 1-ranked teams is incredible.

USC shocks UCLA at Pauley Pavilion: Now this was a true head-scratcher. As most of you know, UCLA was my preseason pick to win the national title, and nothing this season has changed my mind about that. (Even this result.)

I still think Kevin Love is the best player in the country – not the best freshman, the best player... period. I think this loss will offer more teaching lessons and motivation than any single win might have between now and the NCAA Tournament. (Losing to the cocky young crosstown rival at home? Definitely.)

But credit the Trojans – an extremely young and extremely talented team. They had a right to be cocky – it was the only way to go into Pauley and gut out this game in the face of UCLA's superior everything. Everyone talks about OJ Mayo; Jefferson is the real freshman revelation of that team (though it begs the question how much more effective Jefferson is because opposing defenses have to key on Mayo).

Kansas State throttles Texas A&M by 21: Were the Aggies really a Top 10 team? I guess not. Either that, or K-State has proven itself as an unranked team with the talent (Beasley and Walker, who combined for 40) and potential to knock off anyone -- anyone -- on any given night.

Cincinnati stuns Pittsburgh: I don't get Pitt. One week they beat Duke. The very next game, they lose by 25 to Dayton. Then they beat Georgetown. The very next game, they lose to Cincinnati. It's that kind of inconsistency that will keep me from taking them beyond the Sweet 16 (at best) in my NCAA Tournament bracket.

Kansas holds off Missouri's upset bid: Again, you would like to argue that THIS is the No. 1 team? I am going to say Memphis, despite their woeful conference strength-of-schedule -- what they have done out of conference more than makes up for it.

Tennessee beats Ohio State: Remember the brutal chokery that the Vols suffered against the Buckeyes last March? This win might not make up for it, but perhaps it exorcises enough of the memory to provide a symbolic stop en route to the Vols making the Final Four this season, as I predicted they would before the season started.

Florida fends off Kentucky in OT: It wasn't pretty, but it WAS on ESPN. Nick Calathes joins the short-list of Top 10 impact freshman with 24 points, 8 assists and 8 rebounds in a national breakout game. (I'm telling you: If you gave me my pick of the Top 10 freshman as my team, I would give you the rest of the country to find your 10, and I would decimate your team.)

Name to Know: Dre Smith, who hit an NCAA-record 10-of-10 3-pointers to lead George Mason over James Madison.

More:

NBA Studs: McGrady returns to the Rockets, they beat the Spurs: Coincidence? Hmm... (As long as we're not talking about the playoffs, right?)

NBA Duds: The Heat lost their 13th straight – the worst such streak of Pat Riley's career. Adding insult to insult, they lost to the Knicks. The Knicks!

Uber-recruit Terrelle Pryor visits Michigan: Given that the presumption is that new coach Rich Rodriguez has offered Pryor the keys to the kingdom (focus of the offense, start as a freshman, etc), it would be the ultimate backslide if Pryor were to turn Michigan down. The fans did their part, with the obligatory "We want Pryor" chant for the recruit at a basketball game he was attending.

Roy Jones Jr. beat Felix Trinidad in a "Wait: This Still Matters?" match...

Must-Read: Wilbon on the Golfweek/Tilghman controversy. Makes a lot of great points.

-- D.S.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Saturday 01/19 A.M. Quickie:
Walker, Favre, Seanor, Harbaugh, More

Today's Names to Know: Herschel Walker, Brett Favre, Dave Seanor, Dana Stubblefield, "Therapeutic Use Exemption," Baron Davis, Matt Holliday, John Harbaugh, Georgia Frontiere, Bill Callahan, Mike Carey, Patrick Patterson, Todd Wright and More.

I'm sorry, but this is my favorite story of the last 24 hours...

Herschel Walker has multiple personalities?! Not to make light of a serious condition, but I heard each personality ran for 1,000 yards in his sophomore season at Georgia.

Slurper Bowl XLII: Give the New York Times' "Fifth Down" blog a nice bit of credit for this Mad Libs-style satire of the typical slobbering coverage of Brett Favre. I love this thing.

Golfweek controversy update: Editor fired. The instantly infamous "noose" cover has cost editor Dave Seanor his job, just days after the story went national – and nuclear. It was a huge error in judgment.

PED Scandal: Dana Stubblefield pled guilty to making false statements to the Feds in their BALCO investigation. Again: It's almost always the cover-up and not the crime itself.

Meanwhile, apparently, even before Selig's testimony before Congress last week when the "Therapeutic Use Exemption" came up in regards to players abusing Adderall and Ritalin in lieu of now-illegal stimulants like amphetamines, MLB claims it was already working on closing T.U.E. loopholes – I wonder why they wouldn't publicize that they were taking active steps? Maybe because they didn't want to draw attention to the staggering increase between 2006 and 2007 in TUE's.

NBA Last Night: Baron Davis had 40 in a Warriors win over the Bulls. In the last 12 months, Davis has turned himself into one of the Top 10 most dynamic players in the NBA. (Meanwhile, the Heat lost their 12th game in a row.)

Rockies sign Matt Holliday to 2Y/$23M extension: What a critical deal for Colorado, particularly coming off last season's miracle finish, which is unlikely to be repeated – but worth rewarding its superstar... and the fans.

Twins give Justin Morneau a 1Y/$7.4M deal: Remember when he was going to be a break-the-bank player for them?

Ravens hire John Harbaugh: He has never been a head coach. He has never been an offensive or defensive coordinator. But, hey, he's likeable.

RIP, Georgia Frontiere: The Rams owner brought a team back to St. Louis -- and a Super Bowl championship to the city after bringing Dick Vermeil out of retirement.

NFL Coaching Carousel: Bill Callahan is back in the NFL, as an assistant with the Jets, after his ill-fitting (and ill-fated) attempt to be a college head coach at Nebraska.

Know the Name: Mike Carey. Carey will become the first African-American referee to work a Super Bowl in NFL history. I'm not quite sure whether to cheer or shake my head: In 2008, how could a league like the NFL be at a point where they are still saying "first African-American ANYTHING." Shouldn't those barriers have been long-broken? Guess not.

College Hoops Today: GameDay is in Gainesville today for tonight's Florida-Kentucky game. Even though Florida isn't the Florida of the last two years -- and Kentucky isn't the Kentucky of the last two decades -- it's still a huge rivalry game.

Florida fans can watch Patrick Patterson and think about how awesome the team would have been if he had gone to UF instead of UK.

(Wonder if he's regretting that decision now? Given that he is a one-and-done college player, he was probably better off at a place where he could be the No. 1 star. Patterson is just below Kevin Love and Michael Beasley as the best freshman big man in college hoops.)

Sporting News Radio debut last night: One of the benefits of being part of the Sporting News network is that I am going to get the chance to go on their radio shows.

Last night, I had a terrific segment with Todd Wright, who is a fantastic host – phenomenal set-up questions and tremendously informed.

I will keep you updated as I do more of that, so you can listen in to hear me make a fool out of myself, trying to translate my shallow online ramblings into on-air commentary.

-- D.S.

Friday, January 18, 2008

"God Save The Fan": Review on Monday

I accept the Ladies... challenge! I will have a review of Will Leitch's new book "God Save The Fan" on DanShanoff.com on Monday, in advance of the book's official release on Tuesday.

Will I be the first blogger to have a review up?
We'll see. 15-to-1 odds seem pretty out-of-whack for a guy who writes posts like this.

Yes, I've read the book. Yes, it's extremely well done. (No, that isn't the entirety of my review, despite my penchant for Quickie-style brevity.)

Great Joakim Noah Read via TrueHoop

No one digs up as many fascinating NBA stories as Henry Abbott. This one is about Joakim Noah -- phenomenal must-read perspective on this week's controversy, from Noah's pre-draft trainer.

Yes, Chess Is a Sport

Let me arbitrate the debate going on at DSCommenters: Yes, chess is a sport. (Presumably, it came up in the context of the death of Bobby Fischer.) -- D.S.

Take Today's Poll About the Pats

If you aren't a natural Pats fan, are you rooting for the Pats to go 19-0 or to choke and lose in the Biggest Loss Ever?*

I'm totally intrigued by the idea that there is one segment of the country that wants to see the Pats go 19-0 and there is another segment that desperately wants to see them lose. (Pats fans, of course, are ineligible from consideration for obvious reasons.)

I myself am torn over witnessing the superlative novelty of 19-0... it might just be the greatest feat in team-sports history... and wanting to see them lose, in what would be an all-time epic collapse*. (It's not a choke, per se, but I struggle for the right word to describe the superlative.)

Would I rather see the Pats lose this weekend in the conference title game or in the Super Bowl?

Losing in the Super Bowl would be more dramatic, but I think that the Chargers (even without Rivers) have a better shot of beating the Pats than the Packers or Giants (even on the Super Bowl's neutral field). The bottom line: I don't really care. Seeing them lose at all would be plenty interesting.

But I am curious as to what YOU think, both whether you are rooting for 19-0 or the Biggest Loss Ever* and -- if you are rooting for them to lose -- WHEN you would like to see it happen.

Take the poll in the upper-right-hand corner.

-- D.S.

* - The closest thing I can think of to compete with the Pats losing in either of the next two games would be the unstoppable 1991 UNLV team losing in the Final Four to Duke... but that UNLV team had an excuse -- there's a long-standing urban legend that they were on the take to tank the game. That's right, Duke fans: I discount any credit assigned for what was arguably the greatest win in Duke program history.

Friday 01/18 A.M. Quickie:
Pats, Pack, Kwame, Butler, Garrett, More!

Today's SportingNews.com column is live (be sure to take today's poll in the upper-right!), and I coin what will surely be the catch-phrase of the next two weeks:

"The Slurper Bowl."

That's what we're going to experience if (no: when) Tom Brady and Brett Favre lead their respective teams to their conference titles on Sunday. (If you're going to use "Slurper Bowl," be sure to credit the source!)

Those are my picks: Pats and Pack. Not particularly bold, but I do contend that Randy Moss will catch at least 3 TDs, because Bill Belichick will want to offer a great big F.U. over the hating on Moss this week because of his alleged "incident."

Anyway: The column is loaded today -- Conference title-game previews, Lakers fans booing Kwame Brown, Linas Kleiza Mania, Butler upset by Cleveland State, Jason Garrett dissing the Falcons and Ravens for the Cowboys, more on the Golfweek controversy, Bud Selig, Rich Rodriguez and More!

Check it out here.

(Two more original DS.com posts coming at 10:30 and 12:30, so be sure to wander back around later today.)

-- D.S.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Shoals Joins Shanoff at SportingNews.com

This is turning into a hell of a columnist line-up: Shanoff, Swindle, Florio, McErlain, Pinto, Brian from Awful Announcing, Mottram... and now Bethlehem Shoals of Free Darko.

(I'm thrilled to note that I traded "Shanoff" for shidduch to help make this happen, 'cause I love me some Shoals and I love me some SportingNews.com. I'm a yenta among sports bloggers.)

Mathew Kowald: Worst. Dad. Ever.

Mathew Kowald: Worst. Dad. Ever.

You are going to be hearing a lot today about Mathew Kowald, a 36-year-old Portage, Wisconsin nut-job who strapped his 7-year-old son down and forced the kid to wear a Packers jersey during the Packers' playoff game last weekend.

We've all been there: We buy our infants or toddlers or kids the team gear, hoping they will be little reflections of ourselves -- what better way to bond than over a mutual love of a sports team? (Hell, most of you are probably fans of your favorite team because a parent was a fan and "passed it on" to you.)

But this is a cautionary tale: Taking it so far over the line as to constitute child abuse, rather than "super-fan" fun. Something to keep in mind as you pose your young child in the gear of your favorite team -- YOUR favorite team -- like some kind of Fandom Mini-Me.

Interested in your comments on this, either on this post or the simul-post at VarsityDad.com.

-- D.S.

This post was re-published from an earlier post at Varsity Dad, my blog about the intersection of sports and parenting.

Thursday 01/17 A.M. Quickie:
Sparano, Golfweek, Oprah, Pack Dad, More!

In today's SportingNews.com column at The Sporting Blog...

Bill Parcells vs. Bill Walsh!
Golfweek vs. the PGA!
Marion Jones vs. Oprah!
Randy Moss vs. Pac-Man Jones!
Joakim Noah vs. Ben Wallace!
Gerald Wallace vs. Chris Bosh!
Bobby Knight vs. History!
Tyler Hansbrough vs. The World!
Dayton and Xavier vs. UMass and Temple!
Tony Dungy vs. Jason Garrett!
The Tigers vs. Payroll Sanity!
WADA vs. MLB!
Mathew Kowald vs. Sports Parents Who Aren't Insane...
And More!


Here's the direct link. Or, keep your eye on this link.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Anna Grant, Google Superstar

Anna Grant, the Pats fan and PPK winner who was booed by Colts fans last Sunday, is the No. 1 most-searched term on Google.

I don't think Grant became a story (the jeering happened Sunday) until the Pats announced she would be honored -- in Foxboro on Sunday -- in front of a more sympathetic crowd.

Grant is a great example of the "sports story" that catches fire in a "Good Morning, America" way:

Accessible to non-sports fans, because it involves a kid -- a teen girl -- and schadenfreude and redemption... and maybe because the Pats are a national sensation, even with non-sports fans.

Amazing: Another top ranking for the Patriots (and Boston sports). Even when they get booed, they turn up winners.

-- D.S.

Tony Sparano Hired By Dolphins

Today's SportingNews.com column. Meanwhile...

Tony Sparano to Dolphins: Yes, I know that yesterday, I posted that Garrett was hired in Bal'mer. (Turned out to be just an offer.) But Glazer reports Sparano's been hired by the Fins, and I believe it:

Parcells is creating a management team with his guys -- GM, coach, more -- and that's an ideal way to construct an organization, particularly if you are as big of a control freak as Parcells is.

(No, really: Read today's column -- the A.M. post directly below has the short-hand teaser.)

Wednesday 01/16 A.M. Quickie:
Adderall, Garrett, LeBron, Rod, More!

Today's column is LIVE at SportingNews.com and The Sporting Blog:

Adderall vs. HGH, Selig/Fehr vs. Congress, Miguel Tejada vs. the D.O.J., Rich Rodriguez vs. West Virginia, Jason Garrett vs. Jerry Jones, LeBron vs. Joakim, Jarvis Varnado vs. Kentucky, Darrell Green vs. Cris Carter, Anna Grant vs. Colts fans and more!

Keep your eye on this link for today's column (which I just filed).

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Jason Garrett to Coach the Ravens Who?!?

UPDATE: Garrett hasn't taken the Ravens offer and is in Atlanta talking to the Falcons. Man, is that guy in a good position. I reiterate: Does Jerry Jones love Wade Phillips SO much that he's willing to lose out on hiring Garrett as his head coach?

Enough Apple fanboy talk: Let's get back to sports fanboy talk...

Jason Garrett is reportedly going to coach the Ravens, a team that just came off a term with a highly regarded offensive coordinator.

Garrett has more buzz than any other assistant in the NFL. Job No. 1: He is going to have to find his Tony Romo, because the Ravens don't have one.

Now: Will Garrett push to draft a QB high... or learn from the Romo Experience that top NFL QBs don't have to come in the first round.

Meanwhile, for the Cowboys: I always had the sense that Jerry Jones wanted Garrett to be HIS head coach. Jones should have hired Garrett as the head coach last season, instead of Wade Phillips. Better to be a year too early than a year too late.

(Maybe Jones should have fired Phillips yesterday and immediately made an offer to Garrett, suspecting that Garrett was about to be poached by the Ravens. I guess he didn't want to keep him that badly.)

-- D.S.

Think Apple wants to sponsor my blog?

Mmm: I could sure go for one of those new MacBook Airs.

Tom Brady Contemplating Retirement?

I will be curious to see how many mainstream sports media outlets pick this up.

(Please read the above line again before pinging me. I chose my words carefully.)

Update: Please tell me you didn't buy this. Lesson: You've got to read the Tags!

Tuesday 01/15 A.M. Quickie:
Romo, Celtics, Pitt, MLB, WTA, CFB, More!

Today's SportingBlog column is up.

In today's SportingNews.com column (posted shortly, refer to this link for now):

Introduces "Pulling a Romo"...
Engages in some rare Celtics-bashing...
Praises Pitt...
Mocks Bud Selig...
Winces at the WTA...
Surveys the NFL Draft early-entry landscape...
Hat-tips Kissing Suzy Kolber...
Explains why a college football playoff push is D.O.A....
And the obligatory and all-encompassing "More."

Just filed (7:30-ish), so up soon. (Update: OK, the column is up.)

Keep your eye on The Sporting Blog or this rudimentary archive page. And check back at DanShanoff.com later for all-new original posts. (Yesterday, I managed to do two.)

-- D.S.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Mary J. Blige vs. Roger Clemens

Both are involved in steroid scandals. Both have denied it. Who do you believe more? (Let me just say that I believe the protests of innocence from neither.)

But, really: "Say it ain't so, Mary J!" has a much better ring than "Say it ain't so, Rocket."

New Reason to Break Up With Someone

"You ruined my playoff run."

Monday 01/14 A.M. Quickie:
Sneak Peek at the NEW Column!

Today's Sporting News column. (Why is the usual morning post on SportingNews.com and not on DanShanoff.com? Here's the exciting explanation.)


Today's Names to Know: Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, LaDainian Tomlinson, Norv Turner, Tony Dungy, Tony Sparano, Chris Bosh, Mark Kotsay, Roger Clemens, Gus Malzahn, Roger Federer, Serena Williams and More.

Today's Storylines: Is Peyton back to being a choker? Is Eli the better Manning today? Should Cowboys fans blame Jessica or Tony? Has Norv Turner lost the "choker" label for good? Can the world survive the let-down from not getting Pats-Colts in the AFC Title Game? Is Chris Bosh an All-Star? Did you hear the latest on Roger Clemens? Is there a pick for the Australian Open BESIDES Roger Federer?

All that and more in today's first-ever edition of my new column at SportingNews.com and The Sporting Blog, the Wake-Up Call! Column just filed and should be published shortly. (You know, with the whole pesky "editors" thing!) I'll update here with links when it's live.

UPDATE: The Sporting News column is published. Here it is.

More coming later today on DanShanoff.com, so be sure to check back!

-- D.S.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Sunday 01/13 (Sorta) Quickie:
Pats, Pack Advance in NFL Playoffs

Today's Names to Know: Pats, Ryan Grant, Kevin Love, Michigan State, Vanderbilt, Patrick Patterson, Wizards, Clemens, McFadden, Tom Dimitroff and More!

Pats dismiss Jaguars, doubters to advance to AFC title game: It was close for a half-plus, then not so much. I had been saying that the Jaguars had a "puncher's chance," and going toe-to-toe for a half or so is about right in that construction.

But they couldn't stop the MVP, who saved his best performance of a truly spectacular season for the biggest game yet -- the Pats' playoff debut.

Tom Brady was simply incredible: 26-for-28 for 262 yards, 3 TDs and 0 INTs... a staggering 141.4 QB rating. He broke Phil Simms' record for highest completion percentage in a playoff game (92.9 to 88.0).

As soon as the Pats complete the Perfect Season and presuming Brady continues to have games even close to that sick, he will pass Montana, Elway or any other QB as the greatest QB in NFL history. Performing in the regular season, performing in the playoffs, performing year-after-year... amazingly, given the season (and career) he has had, he's even better now than before.

As you all know, I had held hopes of a Jags upset; now I'll join the rest of the country looking ahead to a Pats-Colts AFC title game that will be as monumental as any conference championships in recent memory (last season's is the gold standard, and is threatened to be eclipsed... at least by the hype.)

Packers shut down Seahawks in the snow: Undrafted, unheralded RB Ryan Grant takes his place in mythology among Packers fans, after rushing for 201 yards and 3 TDs in the blizzard-ish conditions.

As for the losers: Was this Mike Holmgren's final game coaching the Seahawks? Can the Jaguars build on this breakthrough season behind David Garrard, or will they have to petition to move to the NFC?

CBB: UCLA holds off Washington State, 81-74. Wazzu made 7 3s in the final two minutes of the game to make it interesting. Otherwise, Kevin Love continued to establish himself as arguably the best freshman (perhaps even the best player) in college hoops: Love had a career-high 27 to go with 14 rebounds (his 8th double-double in 17 games this season), in the biggest game of the season so far for UCLA – and the biggest intra-conference game you'll see this year. (Yes, even more than UNC-Duke, which gets more pub, but is less meaningful this year.)

College Hoops Futility Watch: Michigan State, a Top 10 team and the best team in the Big Ten, was held to a record-low 36 points in a loss to unheralded Iowa. When Saint Louis was held to 20 earlier this week, it was amusing; when a top-ranked has a similar fate, it's a little more insane.

Vanderbilt loses for the first time this season: The good news is that it was in double-OT (VU is putting up a fight); the bad news is that they lost to Kentucky, a team that has name cachet but isn't very good.

(Patrick Patterson, who is battling Kevin Love and Michael Beasley for the title of Freshman of the Year, had 23 and 12. Isn't it interesting that all three are power forwards? Derrick Rose and Eric Gordon are in the mix, too. Put those five in a starting lineup and you could beat any college team in the country; might be your NBA Draft Top 5, too.)

NBA: Celtics lose on the road to the Wizards. It was the C's 2nd loss in 3 games. More troubling for Boston fans, they gave up a late lead under a 15-4 game-closing run to the normally unreliable Wiz.

More: Do you think Isiah Thomas would actually tell the media the truth -- one way or the other -- about the rumors that he's going to resign as coach?

Roger Clemens meets the Texas High School Baseball Coaches: Needless to say, "training methods" weren't on the table as the boot-licking coaches made sure to kiss the needle-marked ass of the Rocket. "But what about the children?" indeed.

NFL Draft: Darren McFadden's dad ("McDadden?") says his son hasn't filed paperwork with the NFL to turn pro, which is curious. What is he waiting for?

NFL Front Office Moves: The Falcons might not be close to hiring Pete Carroll, but they ARE close to poaching from the Pats – Tom Dimitroff, director of college scouting, as their new GM. The Falcons can expect to receive tons of kudos, because anyone who works for the Pats MUST be a genius.

Recruiting: Text-message ban upheld. 241 of 306 schools voted to uphold the ban, which showcases the association's Luddite backwardness. Now, does that include email viewed through cell phones or Blackberries and Sidekicks? I'm sure the NCAA hasn't thought about it that much, given that they barely seem to understand what texting is all about. (Memo to Urban Meyer and the others who love to text: Sure, they've banned texting, but have they banned posting to Facebook pages? Not yet!)

-- D.S.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Saturday 01/12 (Very) Quickie

Note: Weekend "(Very) Quickies" will continue to appear here as usual, even after the move of the usual weekday early-morning post to Sporting News.

Waiting on NFL Playoffs...: T.O. will play Sunday (or so he implies)... everyone's talking about Ryan Grant as the key to the Packers winning... "21" (Tomlinson) vs. "21" (Sanders) is turning out to be THE numerical matchup of the season... How can you NOT root for the Jags?

Marion Jones sentenced to 6 months in prison: As she should have been. She may have become sympathetic; it doesn't change the crime she committed.

Hawks-Heat to replay contested December finish... in March: This is a wild NBA storyline. Faulty scorekeeping puts 51 seconds back on the clock of a Hawks win over the Heat, to be replayed before their game in March. Probably the most fascinating final minute of an NBA game to be played this regular season.

NFL Draft: Oregon RB Jonathan Stewart turning pro. Many scouts think he'll be the 2nd RB taken behind Darren McFadden. I'm not sure he'll be a better pro than Mendenhall or Jones.

Purdue's Joe Tiller retiring after next season, to be replaced by Eastern Kentucky's Danny Hope: What a difference in transition between Purdue and, say, Michigan.

MLB Hot Stove: Nats sign closer Chad Cordero to 1Y/$6M deal. Necessary part if the Nats want to progress next season (which they will).

College Hoops: Huge game this afternoon between Washington State and UCLA. Don't expect a whole lot of scoring (over/under on combined points: 100?), but it's two Top 5 teams in the intra-conference game of the year.

-- D.S.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday 01/11 A.M. Quickie: Jags, NFL Picks, Ovechkin, R. Bush, Wazzu, Majerus, More!

Today's Names to Know: NFL Playoffs, Jaguars vs. Pats, David Garrard, Jim Schwartz, Tony Dungy, Alexander Ovechkin, St. Louis Billikens, Rick Majerus, Reggie Bush, Washington State, Rasheed Wallace, Felix Jones, Brian McNamee, Marion Jones, Edmund Hillary, Wright Thompson and More!

In case you missed yesterday's announcement. First of all, huge thanks to everyone for the Comments and emails. It meant a lot to me. Here is Darren Rovell's take on the news at CNBC, and MDS' take on the news at Fanhouse.

Second, to be clear: DanShanoff.com will not only continue, but be better than ever. Even though the usual morning post is over at SportingNews.com– there's going to be all new content and gimmicks, daily. Should be a pretty interesting day on Monday.

Now, on to business…

NFL Playoffs: The Jags will beat the Patriots on Saturday night. One astute Commenter noted that it is costless for me to pick the upset – if the Jags win, I claim otherworldly credit; if they lose, they were supposed to lose. (Well, thank YOU, Mr. Cynic.)

Here's the amazing part: I actually think the Jaguars can win. WILL win? That's a pretty strong statement to make – that's the kind of arrogant talk that I expect out of Pats fans. But you're crazy to think it's a Pats gimme. If the Jags can keep it close, David Garrard's legs will put them in position to win, just like he did against the Steelers.

So, meanwhile, I have a new definition of "America's Team." It isn't the Pats. It isn't the Cowboys. It isn't Favre's Packers. The answer is: "America's Team is whoever is playing the Patriots." This week, it's the Jaguars.

I actually think non-Pats fans are torn: On the one hand, it's pretty cool to contemplate witnessing the history of 19-0. On the other hand, it's pretty cool to contemplate witnessing the biggest Goliath-falling ("choke" is the wrong word) in NFL history: The Pats NOT going 19-0. Whether it happens this round or in the AFC title game or in the Super Bowl (yeah, right), it doesn't matter. I suppose it would be more dramatic if they lost to the Colts or blew it in the Super Bowl itself, but I'll take it this weekend, too. (Particularly if I call it.)

The rest of the picks taste chalky:
Colts over Chargers: But it's close.
NFC: Cowboys over Giants; Packers over Seahawks

Redskins interview Jim Schwartz, the Titans defensive coordinator: Schwartz is reported to have had a great interview with Dan Snyder, the first the team has conducted officially with any coaching candidate.

Here's an ironic twist: Snyder has spent his ownership career making incredibly splashy coaching hires; his best hire ever might just turn out to be the lowest-profile name he has ever pursued.

The best reason to support him: Schwartz is a guru of statistical analysis, a Thinking Man's NFL coach; he has worked with Football Outsiders, a group that most certainly would lead a momentum of approval, particularly from bloggers. (Would Schwartz hire F.O. as official consultants?)

More NFL: Is Tony Dungy retiring after this season? He has a career ahead of himself as a best-selling author, apparently. (Let's not insult anyone's intelligence by suggesting that the defending champs can be motivated by something as weepy as their coach announcing his retirement on the eve of, say, an AFC title game against the Pats.)

CBB: Worst. Scoring. Ever. St. Louis set a shot-clock era record by scoring 20 points in a loss to George Washington. 20 points! This is incredible – arguably the most fascinating result of the college basketball season. 7/48 FG… 1/19 3-pt… 7 points at halftime.

"We have some issues in terms of our offensive proficiency": Rick Majerus is one of the most colorful, quotable coaches in all of sports. Amazingly, this sentence was uttered without irony.

Most drubbings are either boring or painful; this one was gloriously epic: Superlatively bad. I have to believe fans in attendance were gleefully scoreboard-watching to see if they could witness history.

Alexander Ovechkin, NHL's highest-paid player ever: 13 years, $124 million. Wow. I don't care if you don't care about hockey; that's one big effing number. Quickie readers know that I am not much of a hockey fan, but I did grow up rooting for the Caps and maintain a nominal allegiance. I'm happy to go get my Ovechkin jersey T-shirt now. (Jersey T-shirts are the adult-acceptable version of wearing a jersey. They're my new fascination. I love 'em.)

Reggie Bush Watch: A new book says he was given $300,000 in cash during his USC career. That's a sensational number, but regardless: Does anyone really doubt that Bush was given some large amount of money while still playing college football by a sports marketer angling to be his representation? What is amazing is that the NCAA has managed to avoid actually investigating this under the glare of public scrutiny, particularly the part about "what did the USC coaches know and when did they know it?"

More College Hoops: Washington State won at USC, in the Cougars' biggest win of the season so far. Everyone talks about UNC, Memphis and Kansas – but Washington State is still unbeaten, too, and a damn good team. East Coast Bias, much? (Or is that East Coast Bias?)

Washington State at UCLA on Saturday afternoon sizes up not just as the best game of the weekend, but as the best in-conference match-up of the season. (Not a high bar, given the way the top teams are spread out throughout many conferences. But still: That's a hell of a statement to say this is the best game of the season between teams from the same conference. Can't argue with No. 4 vs. No. 5.)

NBA Stud of the Night: Rasheed Wallace, who had 23 points and 15 rebounds in a Pistons win over the Spurs.

David Stern: "The Knicks are not a problem at the moment." One thing to remember about the Commissioner: Like Alan Greenspan, he chooses his words VERY carefully, and never says anything without extraordinary care in his word-choice. Keep your eye on "at the moment." (That said, the league didn't punish Isiah, even though he was ejected the other night.)

NFL Draft: Felix Jones turning pro on Monday? He will make his announcement. We're still waiting on Darren McFadden, who must be waiting from the hand-cuff bruises to go away. The gold standard for RB tandems in the NFL Draft is Ronnie Brown and Cadillac Williams. I don't know if McFadden and Jones will BOTH go in the Top 10, but they will make a better pro pair than Brown and Williams.

More Draft early-entry: It's a WR bonanza! Vanderbilt WR Earl Bennett (the leading-receiver in SEC history), Oklahoma WR Malcolm Kelly and West Virginia WR Darius Reynaud are all turning pro early, adding to a deepening WR class that includes Michigan's Manningham and Arrington. What is amazing is that if Texas Tech RS freshman Michael Crabtree was eligible, he might just be taken before all of them – but the NFL insists Crabtree "isn't ready" simply because of his age. Nevermind that he was the best WR in college football last season. After his sophomore season next year (technically three years in college), he can turn pro.

PED Scandal: The MLB and NFL gave $3 million each to the effort of steroid research. I'm not impressed by the number. As a percent of total revenue, it's a blip – particularly given how steroids, as a percent of total pain-in-the-ass for these leagues, is rather large.

Clemens Watch: Brian McNamee met with Federal prosecutors who are looking into PEDs in sports. Maybe that's why he isn't checking his mail for lawsuits from Rusty Hardin. Meanwhile, Clemens is going to speak in front of the Texas High School Baseball Coaches Association on Saturday, making a mockery of their convention.

Marion Jones to be sentenced today: It could be anything from zero jail time to six months to a year.

Here's the prediction: Forgetting any underlying crimes (which is a shame, because perjury should be punished severely), I'm betting she gets zero jail time, with the judge buying her lawyers' notion that her public shame is punishment enough.

I could see the judge wanting to make an example that if a star athlete steps forward to admit cheating, their legal punishment won't be as severe.

That said, let's not give Jones TOO much credit: Don't think she would have said anything – anything – if it wasn't obvious that the Feds were going to be able to expose her as the lying cheater that she is/was.

R.I.P., Edmund Hillary, 88: If you consider extreme sports participants to be "athletes," then Hillary was one of the greatest athletes of all time. He's O.G.

Must-Read: Wright Thompson's latest for E-Ticket. Wright is one of my favorite writers; some say he may be the next Gary Smith. I say he's the NEW Gary Smith. Undoubtedly, he is our generation's Gary Smith and the antithesis to the current trend toward shallow (cough!), from-the-couch (cough!) "analysis." Here's an interview with Wright on TrueHoop. Start there, then get to the story.

-- D.S.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Dan Shanoff Partnering with SportingNews.com

Qualifying as a pretty big announcement (at least for DanShanoff.com), I have entered a partnership with the Sporting News.

Starting Monday, my signature morning product – that began with the Quickie and migrated to the sports blogosphere at DanShanoff.com – will be found on SportingNews.com, both as a stand-alone column on the front page and as part of the Sporting Blog.

As with this blog's daily morning post and the old Quickie, there will be a permanent URL you can bookmark, along with an individual permalink to each day's column (for easy blog linking!)

What can you expect? The exact same thing that you get here! Only with a much spiffier brand attached to it.

The shallow analysis? Still there!
The quick-hit format? Obvs!
The takes on all the must-know storylines? Of course!
The "instant history" and half-baked notions? Um...yes!
The superlatives? (Best. Superlatives. Ever.)
The daily frequency? Monday-Friday!
The "Must-Reads" and hat-tips? Absolutely.
The pop-culture and political sidebars? Is Bunk a drunk?
The grudges and biases? (The guy who hired me is a Florida guy.)
Available when you get to work? If not, what's the point?

The fact is: The signature post I've been doing every morning over the last 16 months on the blog is exactly what you'll still get. (Now, whether THAT is something you find valuable is entirely different.)

DanShanoff.com will continue to be here and active: Better than ever, actually, with more single-topic posts, new enhancements and content gimmickry that I will be rolling out and experimenting with over time.

Each morning on DanShanoff.com, I will tease the Sporting News column with the day's "Names to Know," then point you to the Sporting News column's URL. Other posts will pop up as inspiration allows. (But you are encouraged to access the column at SportingNews.com or TheSportingBlog.com directly, making both the column and my blog each a daily destination. I will be able to publish those URLs on Monday.)

Comments at DanShanoff.com are still welcome (though still moderated), and you can always try to join the on-topic conversation at DScommenters.blogspot.com.

Why am I making this return to "mainstream online sports media?" Duh: The money! (Kidding.)

Honestly, there are two factors at work:

One reason was buried in my Deadspin "In/Out" list for 2008: Near the end of 2007, there was a lot of attention paid in old sports media to old sports media journalists jumping online.

The really exciting trend was, not unsurprisingly, left underreported by the mainstream media too fixated on bemoaning the state of their own industry: Mainstream sports media hiring bloggers, as they recognize the value that these new voices bring.

From Henry Abbott joining ESPN.com at the start of the year to Jamie Mottram jumping from AOL Fanhouse to Yahoo Sports to Will Leitch being a staple of the New York Times' Op-Ed pages, sports-blogger value is skyrocketing (as it should be), and the opportunities are emerging as mainstream media recognizes that value.

The second factor: I was intrigued and energized by the specific and unique opportunity to join the Sporting News – for the chance to reach a wider audience, for the chance to help innovate one of the most famous brands in sports media and for the chance to work alongside some of the most respected names in the sports-blog universe.

The columnist lineup that SportingNews.com has put together is really impressive. Three recent additions are notable – king-of-their-sport talents who I really respect and admire: Spencer Hall (aka Orson Swindle) of Every Day Should Be Saturday, THE definitive college football blog; Eric McErlain of Off Wing Opinion, THE definitive hockey blogger; and Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio, who blew up in 2007 as arguably the most influential voice in NFL media.

But, wait, there's even more: Brian from Awful Announcing, the premier sports-media-criticism blog, is involved. SportingNews.com had already been using David Pinto from Baseball Musings. They have Will Leitch going down to the Super Bowl. And running the new "Sporting Blog" initiative is Chris Mottram, Jamie's brother and a rising online-sports programming talent in his own right.

I love being part of the sports-blog community, full of the most talented, enthusiastic people and engaged, knowledgeable fans I have ever encountered. Sincerely, it has been (and continues to be) one of the highlights of my career. I am still a sports blogger – now I just export a little blogger "cred" to mainstream sports media, an ironic twist given my origins as a guy who launched an indie sports blog entirely leveraged on my career in mainstream sports media.

And so tomorrow's "A.M. Quickie" will be the last weekday version published in its entirety on DanShanoff.com before the move on Monday to SportingNews.com and TheSportingBlog.com.

I hope you will still drop by DanShanoff.com daily for fresh opinion to see what's going on – and I hope you will continue to make the new (but familiar!) SportingNews.com column a weekday morning routine.

-- D.S.

Thursday 01/10 A.M. Quickie:
Jags, Carroll, Bobcats, Tilghman, More

Today's Names to Know: Jaguars, Pete Carroll, Arther Blank, Kelly Tilghman, Jason Richardson, Roger Clemens, Pete Carroll, Dayton, Brian Roberts, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Kenny George, Tyler Hansbrough, James Davis, Oscar Pistorius and More!

Exciting announcement coming at 10 a.m. ET. Here it is.

NFL Playoffs: Can the Jaguars beat the Patriots? There are more pressing stories today (Carroll, Tilghman, Bobcats, Dayton: See below), but it's the national story of the week, heading for its climax on Saturday night.

Wow, the Jags are talking a lot; that makes me sort of nervous:

"We feel like we can match up with anybody." (Rashean Mathis)

"They're beatable." (Vince Manuwai)

"It would be nice to be the team that eliminates them." (Khalif Barnes)

"0-0": Barnes offered the most reasonable talking point: The Pats aren't 16-0; they are 0-0… in the playoffs. That doesn't make the Pats any less of a juggernaut. But it is a reasonable way for the Jaguars to get their minds around "16-0."

I suppose the Jags have nothing to lose by talking. If the Patriots need Jaguars trash-talk to get motivated to play their first playoff game after a 16-0 season, they aren't the team fans thought they were.

(Coming tomorrow: Will I pick the Jaguars to win?)

Pete Carroll talks to the Falcons: Yes, yes – we know that the Falcons want to interview Pete Carroll; what we didn't know is whether Carroll has any reciprocal interest. I mean, hell, I could say that I want Matt Ufford to be my weekly guest-poster here; that doesn't mean he has any interest.

Well, Carroll DOES have interest, and he spoke with Falcons owner Arthur Blank on the phone yesterday (h/t: Joe Schad). That doesn't mean it will go any further than that or that Carroll is any closer to leaving his near-perfect set-up at USC. But if he didn't have ANY interest, he wouldn't have had the phone call and would have put out a statement saying, "No interest." So there's that.

Golf Channel suspends Kelly Tilghman for two weeks for the "lynch him in a back alley" comment about Tiger Woods. Tilghman and Woods are apparently friendly, according to Woods' agent, and the player is not making any kind of deal about it. If she's not a closet racist, then – as a broadcaster – she's openly stupid, making the suspension appropriate.

Bobcats shock Celtics in Boston: The Celtics had one loss at home; the Bobcats had one loss on the road. Hardly a "something's gotta give" moment. And, yet, there is Michael Jordan's Bobcats, with arguably the biggest win in franchise history, thumping the C's by 12. MJ's top offseason acquisition Jason Richardson led everyone with 34 (making it arguably MJ's best night as an NBA executive, too.)

Clemens Watch: Congress postpones, digs in. The highly anticipated hearing has been moved from next Thursday to February 13 – get your Valentine's Day allusions ready now. It would have been cooler had this story continued at its relatively condensed pace, but Congress wanted to launch its own investigation into Clemens' denials. This is an intriguing development and all, but my default reaction to it is: Congress doesn't have better things to do?

CBB: Dayton beats Rhode Island in the CBB Game of the Month, a battle between two ranked teams from the A-10 – two of the biggest pleasant surprises of the season so far. Dayton's Brian Roberts (who I'm going to start calling "Brian Roberts, All-American") had 22.

Atlantic 10 fans hate it when I call their league a "mid-major," but they are. (They are certainly not a traditional "power conference.") Dayton and URI have been battling all year over who is the nation's top mid-major – Dayton is the pick.

Tennessee hands Ole Miss its first loss of the season: Are the Rebels for real? That was one of the Top 5 questions of the college hoops season as it headed into conference play. A loss to the Vols (one of my Final Four teams, preseason… and still today) in Knoxville is hardly an embarrassment; to push Tennessee to the final seconds is the litmus test, not whether Ole Miss actually won the game.

Kenny George Watch: Dunked on! UNC Asheville's 7-foot-7 center took on Tyler Hansbrough and UNC… and got dunked on by Hansbrough (23 points) in a UNC win that finished up the Heels' perfect regular season. The question: Who's REALLY No. 1 – UNC or Memphis? (Or, as jhawkjjm argues: Is it Kansas?)

More NBA: Blazers beat Warriors, win 12th straight at home, take over first place in the Northwest Division, something that hasn't happened since March 2001. There was a Rose Garden scare when Brandon Roy went down with a knee injury, but he returned.

NFL Draft: Clemson's James Davis – one-half of the second-best one-two RB punch in college football (behind McFadden and Jones) – is turning pro. Two implications: (1) With the juniors, this is turning into a really interesting class: Rashard Mendenhall, Kevin Smith, Ray Rice and, presumably, Darren McFadden and possibly Felix Jones. (2) Davis' backfield-mate CJ Spiller has the carries to himself in '08 – could have a Heisman-quality run in him before Spiller turns pro early, too.

Athletes with prosthetics against the "able-bodied": How do you feel about double-amputee Oscar Pistorius, who uses springy prosthetics, competing against "able-bodied" athletes at the Olympics in 2008? The IAAF is about to tell him he can't.

Sneaker News: Air Jordan XXIII officially unveiled. Longtime readers know that I'm a bit of a shoehead. I have seen pics of the AJ23 for a few weeks now, but the official announcement from Nike happened yesterday. Given that it's reported to be the final "numbered" edition of the Jordan shoe, I think the shoe is nothing if not fascinating. Consumer reaction – from kick fiends and casual wearers alike – will be interesting.

-- D.S.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

NFL Pick 'Em Champ Picks the Playoffs

Special guest-post! Eric Thompson won the Daily Quickie Readers 2007 NFL Season Pick 'Em group. For that, he gets to proclaim his genius to everyone by explaining his picks and analysis for the Division Round. It'll be nice to see someone ELSE get ripped for their picks for once...

GREEN BAY over Seattle: Both defenses are solid, both passing attacks can be dangerous, and most other factors cancel each other out. The difference? Grant somehow became a bona fide NFL running back, and Alexander is too busy looking for a nice piece of turf to fall down on before contact to be good anymore. Seriously, this guy was the MVP 2 years ago? Who knew a broken foot also affected the testicles?

Overhyped "factor": The weather somehow giving an advantage to the Pack. Really? Both teams have to play in the same weather, Green Bay isn't exactly a power team, and the weather sucks in Seattle too.

The only way Seattle can win: They avoid Alexander at all costs, and Brett Favre has one of his classic "no matter how many atrocious interceptions I throw Joe Buck will irrationally justify them" stinkers, circa the 2004 playoffs against the Vikings. (Of course, as borderline-unhealthy rabid Vikes fan, I'm openly rooting for this.)

NEW ENGLAND over Jacksonville: Well, the Patriots are 16-0. Last time I checked, that's pretty good The Jags are a nice team, and sure they match up well, but c'mon. I didn't win the Pigskin Pick 'Em group by picking against New England.

Overhyped "factor": The Patriots having more pressure on them because they're undefeated and anything less than 19-0 is a failure. Hmm…how about the pressure of knowing you'll basically have to play a perfect game on the road against a team that hasn't lost yet?

The only way Jacksonville can win: They play completely out of their minds and the Pats have another "single-handedly destroying the championship dreams of thousands of #1 seeded fantasy teams" game like they had against the Jets on Week 15. (I had Brady, Moss, and Welker in one of my leagues. No, I'm not bitter at all, why do you ask?)

INDIANAPOLIS over San Diego: The defending champs are getting healthy, Gates might be out, and I sincerely doubt Manning throws 6 picks again (and the Colts STILL should have won their first matchup). Indy's just better top to bottom.

Overhyped "factor": The Chargers are "hot" or "on a roll" right now. You know, because the AFC West was REAL tough this year, and beating the Titans' B-squad thanks to all their injuries was so impressive.

The only way San Diego can win: LT shoves Rivers out from under center and takes direct snaps most of the game. I'd feel better about the Chargers' chances if that happened.

DALLAS over New York: I could see a possible upset here—Dallas has stumbled a bit, Popcorn Man is banged up, they don't use their best weapon nearly enough (Barber), and the G-Men have looked pretty darn good. But one thought keeps stopping me short from picking New York: three good games by Eli Manning—in a row? No thank you.

Overhyped "factor": I swear to God, if I hear one more ridiculous Jessica Simpson reference by a chuckling analyst and I'm going to feed my ears through a meat grinder.

The only way New York can win: Romo has a Brett Favre game I referenced earlier (announcers are verbally fellating Romo almost as much as #4 these days), the Giants control the ground game, and Eli actually does have his mythical Third Consecutive Good Game. Just don't blame the swarm of locusts on me if that happens.

Nicely done, Eric! My picks coming Friday. Will I jinx my (or "my") Jags with a prediction that they will upset that Pats in New England? Check back Friday.

Wednesday 01/09 A.M. Quickie:
Carroll, Gossage, Rice, Gibbs, Rod, More

Today's Names to Know: Pete Carroll, Goose Gossage, Michael Adams, Roger Clemens, Ray Rice, Mario Manningham, Ryan Mallett, Mike Martz, Joe Gibbs, LeBron vs. Durant and More!

Pete Carroll to the NFL's Falcons? The team is interested in HIM... but is HE interested in the job?

I just don't understand why he would want to leave one of the Top 3 jobs in college football (perhaps even No. 1), not just to return to the NFL (where his experience kind of sucked), but to the Falcons, a team that isn't just rebuilding, but needs wholesale renovations.

Presumably, Carroll will entertain the notion for about a minute, then stay at USC, where he has built up a perennial contender and rules the roost like no other coach in college football.

Nevermind the fact that top college coaches going to the NFL (and vice versa), even with previous NFL coaching experience, is a bad idea. For Carroll specifically, it makes no sense.

(The Falcons were also given permission to interview Titans D.C. Jim Schwartz, whose Q-rating is hardly at the level of Carroll's.)

Meanwhile, who is Dan Snyder going to hire to replace Joe Gibbs? Do the players want Gregg Williams? Eh: With names like "Pete Carroll" being thrown around by his owner-colleagues, Snyder can't be satisfied.

Baseball Hall of Fame: Goose Gossage was the only one to make it, with Jim Rice falling JUST short. (Oh, just let him in already.)

Gossage threw down the "steroids are SO not over" gauntlet, as a bonus. (Question, Goose: Ever take greenies to "goose" your tireless relief performances?)

Snubs: I can't believe Tim Raines only got 25 percent of the vote; how the hell do these voters keep their status? (Andre Dawson came in a strong 3rd, suggesting that he will eventually make it in.)

Meanwhile, here's my question: If Gossage wasn't good enough for you last year or before that, how/why is he suddenly Hall-worthy?

(Oh: Mark McGwire? Same vote total as last year. Which is to say: Not even close. Cripes: All the guy needs to do is admit his PED use and pledge to spend the rest of his life battling PEDs in youth sports.)

How about this: You get one year of eligibility, with an up-or-down vote from the Hall voters. (When will the Hall of Fame tell the BBWAA that they no longer control this, creating a new panel from scratch?)

CFB Playoff Watch: Georgia president Michael Adams backs 8-team playoff. Note that his openness to a playoff coincides with his own awesome team missing out on the title.

His plan would have the winners of the four major bowls play semifinals a week later and a title game after that.

What he doesn't seem to do is explain how he would fairly pick the 8 teams: Conference limitations? Non-BCS exemptions?

Nor does he explain how he would get the Rose Bowl to buy in to not only dropping its beloved Pac-10/Big Ten default, but to be a quarterfinal game. Ain't gonna happen, even if they promised the Rose Bowl could host one of the semis AND the title game every year.

Scoreboard: Positive points for going public supporting a playoff; negative points for his blatant opportunism; net-zero points for lack of details.

Clemens Watch: You're either with Clemens or with McNamee. For his part (and for whatever it's worth), David Segui is with McNamee.

NFL Draft: Ray Rice turning pro. He was the cornerstone of Rutgers' turnaround, and he became the most reliably productive running back in college football over the past two seasons.

More: Michigan defections. WRs Manningham and Arrington going pro. And, in a move you could see coming the moment Rich Rodriguez joined the program, lumbering 6-6 pocket passer Ryan Mallett, one of the most highly recruited QBs a year ago, will transfer.

As floated in this space a few weeks ago off a theory from a reader, I have to believe Rick Neuheisel will be all over that kid for UCLA, and don't discount June Jones seeing if Mallett wants to come back to Texas to start the revival at SMU.

Are Texas and Texas A&M moving their annual game to Thanksgiving night?

More NFL: 49ers hire Mike Martz as offensive coordinator. Get ready for the Alex Smith Renaissance!

Joe Gibbs returning to NASCAR? .

NBA: LeBron James vs. Kevin Durant. The Cavs won the game, but KD outscored the King. Durant had to leave the game with an ankle sprain. But just wait until their head-to-head battle in, say, 2016.

TV Ratings: BCS ratings were down 17 percent from last year. Was it Ohio State fatigue? Lack of enthusiasm for non-obvious title teams?

-- D.S.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Tuesday 01/08 A.M. Quickie:
LSU Champs, Ohio State Chumps, More!

Today's Names to Know: LSU, Les Miles, Matt Flynn, Georgia, USC, Plus-One, Joe Gibbs, Roger Clemens, Brian McNamee, June Jones, Bob Sanders and More!

LSU clubs Ohio State, wins the national title: Another year, another dominating performance by an SEC champ over the Buckeyes.

There was a stretch, from Wells' early 65-yard TD run to about the mid-3rd quarter when OSU didn't seem to have a notable productive gain. The consecutive unsportsmanlike-conduct penalties must have drove OSU fans insane.

Credit LSU's defense, which seemed to take offense that OSU laid any claim to being the "No. 1 defense in college football."

But LSU QB Matt Flynn's 4 TD passes: Wow. For a steady but hardly spectacular QB, it was the game of a lifetime. And I think RB Jacob Hester answered any questions about his ability to gain tough yards in the NFL. It seemed like he owned every 3rd-and-short

It was a huge win for Les Miles, a huge win for LSU fans who enjoyed a title won in-state and a huge loss (again) for Ohio State and its fans.

No split title: Georgia finishes No. 2 in the AP poll, with 3 first-place votes. (USC and Kansas each earned first-place votes, too.) In the coaches' poll, USC finished No. 2 ahead of Georgia. So there's a split after all... for who's No. 2.

What next for the BCS? There will be lots of discussion to install a "Plus-One" where they seed 4 teams into two "semifinals."

It remains to be seen whether the Big Ten and Pac-10 will play along (as I've argued, call their bluff and set up a coalition without them).

But consider the 4 teams you would have picked this year: LSU, Ohio State, VA Tech and Oklahoma. After the bowls, 3 of those choices look ludicrous.

And the Daily Quickie Readers Bowl Pick 'Em Group Champ is... Dan Shanoff. Yes, for the first time in my life, I won a fantasy- or pick-em-related competition. Wow.

Breaking: Joe Gibbs retires. I'm not sure how I feel about his "comeback." He seemed awfully out of touch, although he did get the team to the playoffs this year. The big question: Who's the next head coach? You know Dan Snyder wants a big splash: Cowher? Carroll?

Clemens Saga, Cont'd: The defamation lawsuit against Brian McNamee has been filed. (Why wasn't the suit filed against George Mitchell, too?)

Roger Clemens is the new Linda Tripp: Clemens produced a 17-minute tape of a phone call he had with Brian McNamee. Yes, it was as boring as your own 17-minute phone calls.

When Clemens was asked if players who used PEDs were cheaters, he refused to give a clear answer. What about "Yes?"

Clemens came across less defiant than just plain angry (as pointed out by Postman E on Fanhouse). Won't win him any fans.

Clemens seems to be suggesting that McNamee lied in the face of intimidation by the Feds; that's a dangerous claim to make.

Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2008 announced today: I think Gossage gets in and Rice doesn't (and Raines SHOULD, but won't).

CFB Coaching Carousel: June Jones to SMU to resurrect the long-dormant program. Have you ever seen more media around a non-BCS coach moving to a non-BCS school?

(I think he's going to do really well at SMU. He can apply his pass-happy system to Texas recruits; what QB wouldn't want to play for him?)

NFL: Is Joe Gibbs not coming back to the Redskins next year? Would that put Bill Cowher's return to the NFL on an accelerated timetable?

NFL Awards: Bob Sanders wins Defensive Player of the Year. Pretty amazing that the strength of the Colts has gone from the QB to the DB.

Brady, Cont'd: Neglected Tom Brady winning MVP, but that one voter who voted for Favre should lose his voting privileges, let's be honest You have beaten me down, my Commenting friends. Favre was a fair MVP pick -- Moss, too.

NBA: Inspired Warriors beat the defending champs. On any given night, is there a team more capable of beating anyone than the Warriors?

-- D.S.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Monday 01/07 A.M. Quickie:
BCS, NFL Wild Cards, Clemens, UNC, More!

Today's Names to Know: LSU, Ohio State, Jaguars, LaDainian Tomlinson, Eli Manning, Jon Gruden, Roger Clemens, Kevin Smith, June Jones, Tulsa and Paul Smith, Terrelle Pryor, North Carolina and Wayne Ellington, Rick DiPietro and More!


Oh my god: If LSU beats Ohio State tonight, I win -- WIN! -- the Daily Quickie Readers Bowl Pick 'Em group. (h/t: reader/commenter Steve)

BCS National Title Game: LSU vs. Ohio State. You all know where I stand: I have been high on LSU's championship bona fides most of the season – and equally down on Ohio State. I think this game plays out similarly to last year's national title game, except Ohio State fans won't be so shell-shocked when it happens: Overmatched Ohio State loses decisively to an SEC champ.

But the fact is: LSU brings a ferocious, lightning-fast defense the likes of which Ohio State has never seen. Last year's Florida defense was very good; this LSU defense is even better (and this year's Ohio State offense isn't nearly as good as last year's OSU offense). And LSU's offense is more than versatile enough, between Flynn/Perriloux, Doucet, Hester and Holliday.

Prediction: LSU.

Here's the intrigue: Will there be a split champ? There is one team with a very legit claim to the AP half of the title:

Georgia.

Start with this: LSU didn't beat Georgia during the regular season. They never played (and, unfortunately, we missed a match-up between them in the SEC title game, which I argue Georgia would have won).

They have the same two losses. They played the same brutal SEC schedule. Georgia finished the season hotter -- and playing better. Georgia romped in its BCS bowl win, not just beating the only undefeated team in the country, but absolutely stifling the nation's most prolific offense.

Even if Ohio State beats LSU, I would argue that – this wacky season, if ever – Georgia deserves a share of the national title.

If I was an AP voter, I would have already locked in Georgia as my No. 1 team, regardless of what happens tonight. Let the coaches have their champ, and the media end a season appropriately unconventionally.

NFL Wild Card Wrap. Jaguars, Seahawks, Giants, Chargers advance. Obviously, the Jaguars' win was the biggest of the weekend, because it was the one that creates the first playoff hurdle for the Patriots. More on that later this week.

Chargers stifle VY, Titans: This quickly felt like a gimme once the second half started. Let's wait for Norv Turner's usual season-killing miscalculation next week in Indianapolis. But, still, congrats to San Diego on their first playoff win since 1995.

Giants beat Bucs in Tampa: Suffice to say, Eli Manning really really REALLY needed this win, his first ever in a playoff game. Everything after this is gravy, because this result alone will be spun as "progress."

Jon Gruden insists that tanking the last few weeks of the season "to stay healthy for the playoffs" (my quote) didn't leave the Bucs unprepared for the Giants: Yeah, right. That just doesn't pass the smell test.

Clemens Watch: "It's not a lie if you believe it." Perhaps the most defining (and most memorable) words ever uttered by George Costanza properly puts Clemens into perspective at this point.

Clemens has determined to go the denial route – he has no other choice BUT to convince himself that he is being truthful, which is why I'm quite sure Clemens can offer to take a lie-detector test on "60 Minutes." That's why it is important to watch for any linguistic hedge, such as "My understanding was that he was giving me lidacaine and B-12..."

Meanwhile, Rocket sues McNamee: For all the talk about Brian McNamee suing Clemens, the Rocket struck first, suing McNamee for defamation. Oh, yes, this will get uglier.

NFL Draft: Kevin Smith WILL turn pro. The Central Florida running back was the most prolific RB in the nation this season, both in terms of yards and TDs. He had said he was going back to school, but a weak bowl game and the chance to be a first-rounder now probably seems too tempting.

CFB Coaching Carousel: June Jones resigns from Hawaii. One can only surmise that it's "SMU, here he comes." If it is SMU, I'm looking forward to see what Jones can do with a pipeline to Texas talent and his wide-open offense. SMU will be a poor man's Texas Tech. (Or, I guess if you know the SMU students and alums, a rich man's Texas Tech.) There is still a chance he'll return to Hawaii.

CFB Bowling: Tulsa routs Bowling Green 63-7, and the 56-point difference was the greatest margin of victory in a bowl game ever, topping Alabama over Syracuse by 55 in the 1953 Orange Bowl. Tulsa QB Paul Smith holds a new record with his 14th straight 300-yard passing game. If you're going to win in a blowout, at least it was a record-breaking blowout.

CFB Recruiting: Here's a prediction: Terrelle Pryor will lead the college team of his choice (Michigan?) to a national title before he leaves for the NFL. I'll say it will be 2010, when Pryor is a junior.

CBB: UNC survives at Clemson, but it took a buzzer-beating 3 in overtime by Wayne Ellington, and that was to win by 2. The lesson here? Don't let UNC's non-conference buzzsaw fool you; it's a new season when teams go into conference play, and UNC is not the best team in the country. (That would be Memphis.)

CBB Weekend Wrap: If you spend the regular season (particularly the non-conference season) looking for clues and foreshadowing related to the NCAA Tournament in March, then Texas' win over feisty (and ranked) St. Mary's was one to file away. Yes, the Longhorns are better this season than last season, even without Kevin Durant.

Meanwhile, West Virginia got its first huge win under Bob Huggins, a Big East win over Marquette... staying in the wild Big East, Villanova (coming off a loss to DePaul) beat Pitt.

NHL: Rick DiPietro's crazy all-white goalie pads last the entire game. Wow, he really was worth that gajillion dollar contract the Islanders gave him, wasn't he?

Anniversaries: Five years ago yesterday, I debuted the Daily Quickie on ESPN.com. How many of you remember being there from the first day? Regardless, it was a momentous day for me and my career – it's not unreasonable to say that not many (if any) of you would be here today if not for that day and what came every day for the next 3-plus years afterward.

-- D.S.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Sunday 01/06 A.M. (Very) Quickie

Jags survive in Pittsburgh: They blew an 18-point lead, but who cares? The Jaguars won. In Pittsburgh. Again. This time, when it counted most.

OK, I'll say it: The Jags will can beat the Patriots. Of any team remaining in the playoffs, the Jaguars have the best shot at beating the Patriots in Foxboro.

I'm not saying they WILL beat the Patriots, but I'm giving them a puncher's chance. Maybe I'll have the guts to say they WILL beat the Patriots by tomorrow morning.

Seattle ousts Redskins: Unsurprising. Holmgren vs. Favre in Green Bay will draw a big media storyline.

High School All-Star Games: Eh, not necessarily all that exciting, actually. Although dual-threat QB Terrelle Pryor (game MVP) is the real deal. I'm betting he ends up at Michigan, starting as a freshman for Rich Rodriguez in a revamped Michigan spread offense.

CFB Bowl Mania: Rutgers crushes Ball State in Toronto. Ray Rice finishes the season with a 280-yard, 4-TD effort – one of the best individual performances of the bowl season.

Bowling Today: GMAC Bowl. Bowling Green vs. Tulsa. Tulsa flirted in my own personal Top 25 throughout the season; they are one of the more wide-open offenses out there. Who's watching?

CFB Coaching Carousel: June Jones to SMU or staying at Hawaii? I think Jones has done as much at Hawaii as he ever can, and I am curious to see what he would be able to do with Texas talent in a weak conference.

CBB Stud of the Day: DJ Augustin scored 30 and Texas beat St. Mary's in an intriguing non-conference, early-round-Tournament-style matchup.

Clemens Watch: I'm intrigued to see how Clemens performs in front of Congress. (More intrigued, at least, than to see how he performs on "60 Minutes," which was foreshadowed earlier this week: He's gonna deny it. Let's see him do it under oath, with Brian McNamee sitting next to him, also ready to testify under oath.)

-- D.S.