Thursday, October 05, 2006

Sorry: THIS is Ridiculous

T.O. has written a children's book.

About learning to share, no less.

Submitted without further comment.

-- D.S.


Brian in Oxford said...

Little T?

I pity the fool.

Hey Dan, if you bring light to stuff we wish we'd never heard in the first place, and only serves to promote a king of that considered newsworthy? Eek.....

Badass Of The Year said...

That is priceless! At least he admits he didn't learn this lesson as a child. Maybe this is the exact same method (rhyming and pictures)that Parcells had to use on him in training camp.

Mr. E said...

I'm looking forward to the other books in the series.

"Little T gets a boo-boo."
-On his way to a backyard game, Little T meets up with some upset friends who start throwing batteries at him. This book also comes with a pack of 9v's and a Little T cut-out. Available only until 10/8.

"Little T says No."
-After playing through a tough warm-up, Little T tells "The Fish" his toe hurts a lot, and can not play for the next three weeks. "The Fish" waits until Little T's mom says it's okay to play. This book teaches a valuable lesson on the importance of patience.

"Little T and the Big Mess."
-After getting into a fight with Drew-boy, Little T starts calling Drew-boy names and says that Lil' Romo is better. How will "The Fish" solve this problem and keep Little T, Drew-boy and Lil' Romo happy? This book is the only one in the series with a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style.

I'm telling you, these books are going to sell like hotcakes!

Jen said...


Good books, Mr. E! I loved the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books!

Maher said...

Next he's going to endorse every parent's dream...

St. Joseph's Valium for Kids.

Chewable, for all your ADHD needs.