How many ways might this hurt TP?
(1) Dumped by a hottie starlet? (Personally, I've always found Eva to be totally overrated. Sports fans inflated her hottie value because she was the hottest star to attend games or be seen on TV attending games. "Hot for an NBA Crowd" is a lower bar than, say, "Hollywood Hot.")
(2) Right before the season starts? (What's worse: This or the awful new basketball?)
(3) Dissed for AC Slater? (Sucks to be you when, on the social-climbing hierarchy, you were beneath a former teen actor-turned-reality-TV contestant... though DWTS gets a MUCH bigger TV audience than the NBA -- particularly when the Spurs are on.)
(Bonus) And, oh, by the way, apparently TP's been getting "Sloppy
Meanwhile, it affirms what I've been saying all along:
There's something about the ballroom dancing, my friends. You joke about my coverage, but the massive TV audience (which absolutely blew out "Friday Night Lights") and this latest turn of events in the romantic life of Tony Parker make my point.
Meanwhile, if you want to get any, your time is better spent mastering that box-step than hitting the B-button playing Madden. As Tony Parker now knows...
Update: Henry Abbott from fantastic True Hoop is owed a name-check and shout-out for being all over this earlier this summer. Screw Us Weekly; how about True Hoop Weekly morphing from NBA coverage to celebs?