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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"Why Is Michael Vick In Jail?"

Chris Rock on Michael Vick and Sarah Palin (by way of Hillary Clinton). Hilarious.
Posted by Dan Shanoff at 9/23/2008 02:51:00 PM
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